| [spotify link] | returns info about the link (track, artist, etc.) |
| [dribbble URL] | brings up image from the URL |
| face google me [query] | Googles [query] & returns 1st result’s URL |
| face wiki me [query] | Searches for [query] on Wikipedia. |
| face youtube me [query] | Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link. |
| face map me [query] | Returns a map view of the area returned by `query`. |
| face there’s a gem for [that] | Returns a link to a gem on rubygems.org |
| git help [topic] | |
| face bitcoin price (in) [currency] | |
| face lmgtfy [optional @username] [some query] | |
| face imdb the matrix | |
| face rotten [me] [movie] | |
| face what’s coming out in theaters? | |
| face what’s coming out on (dvd/bluray)? | there is not a distinction between dvd and bluray |
| face what’s in theaters? | |
| face github search [repo] [query] | Search for [query] in [repo] or anywhere |
| face show [me] [repo] pulls | Show open pulls for face_GITHUB_USER/[repo], if face_GITHUB_USER is configured |
| face show [me] [user/repo] pulls [with [regular expression]] | Shows open pull requests for that project by filtering pull request’s title. |
| face show [me] org-pulls [for [organization]] | Show open pulls for all repositories of an organization, default is face_GITHUB_ORG |
| face urban define me [term] | Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition |
| face urban example me [term] | Searches Urban Dictionary and returns example |
| face urban me [term] | Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition |
| face what is [term]? | Searches Urban Dictionary and returns definition |
| face news | Get the latest headlines |
| face news [topic] | Get the latest headlines for a specific topic |
| hn.top | refer to the top item on hn |
| hn[i] | refer to the ith item on hn |
| face hn top [N] | get the top N items on hacker news (or your favorite RSS feed) |
| face (depress/dribbble/inspire) me | brings up popular images |
| face image me [query] | The Original. Queries Google Images for [query] and returns a random top result. |
| face animate me [query] | The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead. |
| face beer me | returns the latest beer discussed on beer advocate with picture |
| face beer me [beer name] | Information about a beer |
| it’s a trap | Display an Admiral Ackbar piece of wonder |
| sarcastic applause/clap | Get sarcastic applause |
| scotch me | supply a user with scotch |
| ship it | Display a motivation squirrel |
| thanks obama | A random image from http://thanks-obama.tumblr.com |
| haters | Returns a random haters gonna hate url |
| face pug bomb N | get N pugs |
| face pug me | Receive a pug |
| face mustache me [query] | Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it. |
| face mustache me [url] | Adds a mustache to the specified URL. |
| face [text] (SUCCESS/NAILED IT) | Generates success kid with the top caption of [text] |
| face [text] ALL the [things] | Generates ALL THE THINGS |
| face [text] TOO DAMN [high] | Generates THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH guy |
| face [text], BITCH PLEASE [text] | Generates Yao Ming |
| face [text], COURAGE [text] | Generates Courage Wolf |
| face Aliens guy [text] | Aliens guy weighs in on something |
| face All your [text] are belong to [text] | All your [text] are belong to [text] |
| face Brace yourself [text] | Ned Stark braces for [text] |
| face I don’t always [something] but when i do [text] | Generates The Most Interesting man in the World |
| face IF YOU [text] GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME | Ski Instructor |
| face IF YOU [text] TROLLFACE [text] | Troll Face |
| face If [text], [word that can start a question] [text]? | Generates Philosoraptor |
| face Iron Price [text] | To get [text]? Pay the iron price! |
| face Not sure if [something] or [something else] | Generates a Futurama Fry meme |
| face ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY [text] | Generates Boromir |
| face Y U NO [text] | Generates the Y U NO GUY with the bottom caption of [text] |
| face Yo dawg [text] so [text] | Generates Yo Dawg |
| face feed me | get the URL to subscribe to your bookmark rss |
| face link [url] as [description] | add a url to the robot brain |
| face link me for [description] | find a link by description |
| face list bookmarks | get a list of the 15 most recent bookmarks |
| face list links | List all of the links that are being tracked |
| face pin [url] as [description] | add a url to your pinboard feed |
| face random memory | Returns a random string |
| face remember [key] | Returns a string |
| face remember [key] is [value]. | Returns nothing. Remembers the text for next time! |
| face show storage | Display the contents that are persisted in the brain |
| face what are your favorite memories? | Returns a list of the most remembered memories. |
| face what do you remember | Returns everything face remembers. |
| face forget [key] | Removes key from faces brain. |
| face card 2 | Displays two answers for questions with two blanks |
| face card me | Displays an answer |
| face cast [card name] | a picture of the named magic card |
| face ruby/rb [script] | Evaluate one line of Ruby script |
| face translate me [phrase] | Searches for a translation for the [phrase] and then prints that bad boy out. |
| face translate me from [source] into [target] [phrase] | Translates [phrase] from [source] into [target]. Both [source] and [target] are optional |
| face convert me [expression] to [units] | Convert expression to given units. |
| face math me [expression] | Calculate the given expression. |
| face roll (die/one) | Roll one six-sided dice |
| face roll | Generates a random number between 1 and 100 inclusive |
| face roll [num] | Generates a random number between 1 and [num] inclusive |
| face roll [num]-[num2] | Generates a random number between [num] and [num2] inclusive |
| face roll [x]d[y] | roll x dice, each of which has y sides |
| face roll dice | Roll two six-sided dice |
| countdown [for] #meetupname# | e.g. countdown punerbmeetup |
| countdown clear | |
| countdown delete #meetupname# | e.g. countdown delete seattlerbmeetup |
| countdown list | |
| countdown set #meetupname# #datestring# | e.g. countdown set punerbmeetup 21 Jan 2014 |
| face help | Displays all of the help commands that face knows about. |
| face help [query] | Displays all help commands that match [query]. |
| face echo [text] | Reply back with [text] |
| debug | {user: [user object to send message to]} |
| face die | End face process |
| face ping | Reply with pong |
| face time | Reply with current time |
| face chat | Tell face to make something fun to chat about |
| face insult [name] | give [name] the what-for |
| face ambush [user name]: [message] | |
| face pinkman me bitch | Random quote from Pinkman |
| face the rules | Make sure face still knows the rules. |
| face designer excuse | Get a random designer excuse |
| face designer excuse me | Get a random designer excuse |
| face developer excuse | Get a random developer excuse |
| face developer excuse me | Get a random developer excuse |
| face strategy | Suggests a strategy |
| face a strategy for [user] | Suggests a strategy to user |
| face decide “[option 1]” “[option 2]” “[option x]” | Randomly picks an option |
| face decide [option1] [option2] [option3] | Randomly picks an option |
| face [user] doesn’t have [role] role | Removes a role from a user |
| face [user] has [role] role | Assigns a role to a user |
| face [user] is a badass guitarist | assign a role to a user |
| face [user] is not a badass guitarist | remove a role from a user |
| face what role does [user] have | Find out what roles are assigned to a specific user |
| face who has admin role | Find out who’s an admin and can assign roles |
| face who is [user] | see what roles a user has |
| face show users | Display all users that face knows about |