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Bro Words
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"Abroha": "A blend of \"Aloha\" and \"bro.\"", | |
"Ambrodextrous": "A bro that does the shaka sign with both hands.", | |
"Brah": "The Hawaiian version of bro.", | |
"Bro-hug": "A hug between two friends or bros.", | |
"Bro Jackson": "A bro that is good at everything.", | |
"Bro-am": "An amateur surf or skateboarding contest for bros only.", | |
"Bro-b-q": "A barbecue for bros only.", | |
"Bro-brah": "An irritating, stoned surfer, skateboarder, or snowboarder.", | |
"Bro-bro": "A special friend or super close bro.", | |
"Bro-dependent": "A bro who constantly relies on other bros.", | |
"Bro-ho": "A girl who hangs out with bros.", | |
"Broactive": "To be extremely helpful to another fellow bro.", | |
"Broasis": "The local bar or café where bros meet and hang out.", | |
"Broast": "When bros gather to have a drink and toast to their friendship.", | |
"Brobalization": "The globalization of the bro fraternity.", | |
"Brobituary": "The announcement of the passing of a fellow bro.", | |
"Brobot": "An emotionless bro or a bro that is always calling others bro.", | |
"Broccasion": "The anniversary or a bro's special event.", | |
"Brocean": "The bro republic or kingdom ruled by Broseidon.", | |
"Brocrastinator": "A bro who delays or postpones a surf or skateboarding session.", | |
"Broda": "Usually an older, wiser, and more experienced bro.", | |
"Broem": "A poem written in the bro's language.", | |
"Brofessional": "A bro that has achieved professional status in surfing or skateboarding.", | |
"Brofessor": "A surf or skateboarding instructor or a bro with a doctoral degree in brology.", | |
"Broffeur": "A bro who doesn't drink and drive and chauffeurs everyone.", | |
"Brogram": "A special program with bros or a computer programming night.", | |
"Brohemian": "A person with a strong tendency to enjoy the pleasures of life.", | |
"Brohibition": "When someone is denied the right to drink an alcoholic beverage.", | |
"Brojo": "The special and strong connection or vibe between two bros.", | |
"Brolex": "A fake Rolex that becomes an original one when a bro is with a girl in front of his friends.", | |
"Brolice": "An officer of the bro community or a police officer that surfs.", | |
"Brolicious": "Something of bro nature" | |
}, | |
[ | |
{ | |
"name": "Alex Brovechkin", | |
"definition": "The bro who dominates the ice rink with protein shake-fueled slap shots." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Al Brolson", | |
"definition": "The bro who invented the ultimate protein shake recipe, containing equal parts gains and charisma." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Amy Broehler", | |
"definition": "The hilarious bro-comedian who delivers punchlines with impeccable bro-timing." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Angelina Brolie", | |
"definition": "The Hollywood actress who adopted a dozen protein shakes and named them all 'Bro.'" | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Apollo Brohno", | |
"definition": "The bro who serenades the moon with power ballads about bench presses." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Axl Brose", | |
"definition": "The rock 'n' roll icon who croons about heartbreak and protein shakes." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha Brobama", | |
"definition": "The first family of bros, leading the nation in gains and diplomacy." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Ben Bronanke", | |
"definition": "The bro who controls the gains supply and interest rates at the Broderal Reserve." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Boutros Boutros-Gali", | |
"definition": "The bro-diplomat who brokered peace treaties with protein shakes and high-fives." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brad Brohaus", | |
"definition": "The bro who built a mansion entirely out of protein powder containers." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Braubert", | |
"definition": "The bro who composed symphonies using only barbell clanks and grunts." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brehard Branson", | |
"definition": "The bro-preneur who launched Virgin Gains, the world's first intergalactic gym." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brelvis Presley", | |
"definition": "The King of Brock 'n' Roll, swiveling his hips and curling dumbbells." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brole Porter", | |
"definition": "The smooth-talking bro who serenades ladies with renditions of 'Fly Me to the Broon.'" | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Broliver Cromwell", | |
"definition": "The bro who led the English Civil Bro-war, demanding squats and gains for all." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brol Pot", | |
"definition": "The revolutionary leader who fought for bro-liberation in Cambodia." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Bronas Salk", | |
"definition": "The bro-scientist who developed the first protein shake vaccine." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Broni Mitchell", | |
"definition": "The folk bro-singer who croons about bro-relationships and leg day." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Bronus Wagner", | |
"definition": "The bro-composer who wrote epic symphonies inspired by deadlifts." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brony Randall", | |
"definition": "The bro who collects My Little Protein Shakes and wears a rainbow tank top." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brony Seikaly", | |
"definition": "The bro who combines basketball skills with a love for pastel-colored ponies." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brony the Tiger", | |
"definition": "The bro who prowls the jungle, flexing his stripes and growling 'Gains!'" | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brose Feliciano", | |
"definition": "The bro who sings soulful ballads about protein shakes and heartache." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brosef Stalin", | |
"definition": "The authoritarian bro-leader who enforced strict gains distribution policies." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brosama bin Laden", | |
"definition": "The elusive bro-terrorist who hid in caves doing burpees." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brosé Feliciano", | |
"definition": "The bro who sips rosé while bench pressing and discussing Nietzsche." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brosie O'Donnell", | |
"definition": "The bro-talk show host who debates protein shake flavors and politics." | |
}, | |
{ | |
"name": "Brosius", | |
"definition": "The bro who invented the ultimate protein shake recipe, | |
} |
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