random-user-name.js

// Generate a random user name in the form <intensifier>-<descriptor>-<noun>.
// Examples:
//  charming-metallic-kangaroo
//  dashing-speckled-lizard
//  captivating-chartreuse-penguin

const intensifier = [
    'adorable',
    'alluring',
    'amazing',
    'attractive',
    'astonishing',
    'astounding',
    'awesome',
    'beautiful',
    'breathtaking',
    'captivating',
    'charming',
    'chic',
    'classy',
    'cute',
    'dashing',
    'dazzling',
    'delightful',
    'elegant',
    'enchanting',
    'excellent',
    'exquisite',
    'epic',
    'excellent',
    'fabled',
    'fabulous',
    'fascinating',
    'fetching',
    'friendly',
    'fun',
    'glamorous',
    'gorgeous',
    'graceful',
    'handsome',
    'happy',
    'heroic',
    'hipster',
    'hot',
    'hyper',
    'inspiring',
    'legendary',
    'lovely',
    'luxurious',
    'magnificent',
    'marvelous',
    'majestic',
    'mega',
    'mythical',
    'pleasing',
    'positive',
    'pretty',
    'radiant',
    'shiny',
    'shiny',
    'spectacular',
    'splendid',
    'strong',
    'stunning',
    'sturdy',
    'sumptuous',
    'superb',
    'uber',
    'ultra',
    'wonderful',
]

const descriptor = [
    'alabaster',
    'amber',
    'auburn',
    'black',
    'blonde',
    'blue',
    'chartreuse',
    'crimson',
    'cyan',
    'fuchsia',
    'golden',
    'green',
    'indigo',
    'lavender',
    'lilac',
    'mauve',
    'metallic',
    'orange',
    'pink',
    'platinum',
    'purple',
    'red',
    'rose',
    'ruby',
    'silver',
    'speckled',
    'spotted',
    'striped',
    'violet',
    'white',
    'yellow',

    'feathery',
    'fluffy',
    'furry',
    'fuzzy',
    'shaggy',
    'velvety',
    'woolly',

    'glossy',
    'lustrous',
    'neon',
    'polished',
    'silky',
    'sleek',
    'slick',
    'shiny',
    'smooth',
]

const noun = [
    'aardvark',
    'alpaca',
    'antelope',
    'badger',
    'butterfly',
    'bat',
    'bear',
    'bison',
    'bobcat',
    'canary',
    'cat',
    'chameleon',
    'cheetah',
    'clam',
    'collie',
    'corgie',
    'crow',
    'dolphin',
    'eagle',
    'emu',
    'falcon',
    'fox',
    'frog',
    'gazelle',
    'giraffe',
    'grasshopper',
    'kangaroo',
    'koala',
    'leopard',
    'lizard',
    'octopus',
    'orca',
    'ostrich',
    'parrot',
    'penguin',
    'platypus',
    'puppy',
    'squirrel',
    'tiger',
    'turtle',
    'wallaby',
    'zebra',

    'android',
    'cyborg',
    'vampire',
    'zombie',
]

console.log(`combos: ${intensifier.length * descriptor.length * noun.length}`)
console.log(`${intensifier[intensifier.length * Math.random() | 0]}-${descriptor[descriptor.length * Math.random() | 0]}-${noun[noun.length * Math.random() | 0]}`)