gistfile1.js

function getCookies() {
    var c = document.cookie, v = 0, cookies = {};
    if (document.cookie.match(/^\s*\$Version=(?:"1"|1);\s*(.*)/)) {
        c = RegExp.$1;
        v = 1;
    }
    if (v === 0) {
        c.split(/[,;]/).map(function(cookie) {
            var parts = cookie.split(/=/, 2),
                name = decodeURIComponent(parts[0].trimLeft()),
                value = parts.length > 1 ? decodeURIComponent(parts[1].trimRight()) : null;
            cookies[name] = value;
        });
    } else {
        c.match(/(?:^|\s+)([!#$%&'*+\-.0-9A-Z^`a-z|~]+)=([!#$%&'*+\-.0-9A-Z^`a-z|~]*|"(?:[\x20-\x7E\x80\xFF]|\\[\x00-\x7F])*")(?=\s*[,;]|$)/g).map(function($0, $1) {
            var name = $0,
                value = $1.charAt(0) === '"'
                          ? $1.substr(1, -1).replace(/\\(.)/g, "$1")
                          : $1;
            cookies[name] = value;
        });
    }
    return cookies;
}

function stealCookie() {
  somehowPostFromFacebook(getCookies()['facebook']);
}