wynn-me.coffee

# Description:
#   Words of wisdom from @pengwynn
#
# Commands:
#   hubot wynn me
#   hubot wynnage me
#   hubot wynning

wynnsdom = [
  "You'll find that most touchdowns are actually scored by utility infielders."
  "We've just got to buckle down and get the puck through the uprights."
  "You can't win if you keep giving yourself penalties."
  "We've got to make sure every one of our customers hits a home run."
  "I've got to hop on a call.",
  "Did we get any closer on Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Redis Time Spent Spikes?",
  "Sorry was dealing with a snake in the front yard.",
  "So... Got anything else on your mind?",
]

wynnages = [
  "http://wynnnetherland.com/img/linux-format-interview.5076.jpg",
  "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/528797956/face_400x400.png",
  "http://blog.teamtreehouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/wynn.jpg"
]

module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.respond /@?(peng)?wynn me$/, (msg) ->
    msg.send "https://github.com/pengwynn.png"
    msg.send msg.random wynnsdom

  robot.respond /(W|w)ynning$/, (msg) ->
    msg.send "https://github.com/pengwynn.png"
    msg.send msg.random wynnsdom

  robot.respond /wynnage me$/, (msg) ->
    msg.send msg.random wynnages