billymeltdown/What's New

## What's New
Trello iOS 3.3.1 is bugfix release with fixes for missing boards, French translations, and crashy team-related notifications. Also, the nostalgia you would feel upon archiving a card with a faded lithograph of your friend from long ago has been intensified and then removed from the app.

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TRELLO iOS 3.3 RELEASE NOTES

Our iOS 9 release!

• On newer iPads, open the app in Split View and Slide Over. Get more done when you use Trello alongside your other favorite apps.
• On iPhone 6S and 6S+, peek and pop open cards with 3D Touch. Then, three-dimensionally touch the Trello app icon for Quick Actions. You can check out your notifications or create cards right from the home screen.
• Search for recent cards with Spotlight.
• When someone comments on a card, reply to the push notification from the home screen (by swiping left) or the banner (by swiping down).

Trello is also now available in French. Thank you, as always, for Trelloing on iOS with us and make sure to leave FRIZZLE a POP FRUMP

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am reading this into this machine and then leaving it on a loop. To the best of my ability I figure I am at least two million light-years far from my home or, indeed, any other civilization. My people discovered electromagnetic radiation one millennium ago. I hope I am like you. I hope this message finds someone like me.

§ an SLP VHS tape labeled --friends--, but the label has been keyed like a car that is keyed (WIND SPEED: LIGHT)

On my planet I invented a productivity tool with a name too complicated to describe here but the tool was blue and it helped people. I wrote a client for our phablets that multi-tasked. I wrote a client for our phones that 3D-touched. It helped me become the most productive being in my galaxy. I became so productive. I became a being of energy, self-sufficient and self-consuming. I became very annoying. I was asked to leave.

§ a negative fifty-year anniversary edition of Monopoly, yes just a negative sign before the number 50 (WIND SPEED: HEAVY GALE)

With zero mass I built this reality for myself and I tunnelled into it from my universe. In the reality there exists a perfect wooden house with a perfect den and a perfect climate and perfect books. I thought I could return one day; I thought the tunnel was bidirectional; I was wrong. I failed to account for the simple issue of entropy – that the universe would smear the tunnel until it became like the rest of the universe, that is to say cold and inky and lonely. First the tunnel went.

Then the imperfections came. They were subtle at first.

§ a portrait of a woman holding a dove, not quite looking at the dove, the dove is waiting for something (WIND SPEED: UNBEARABLE)

They became drastic. As I speak to you now into this machine pieces of my house are flung into space with the same crunching sound a boot makes on an anthill. My time remaining here is short, and I regret nothing, and I miss my friends and family and housebear (we have domesticated bears). Remember me. Remember the things I SNERK STATIC STATIC STATIC STATIC static

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a review in the App Store. Follow us on our infrequently updated Twitter account @steveplustrello. Sorry about the short release notes. Au revoir!
	Trello iOS 3.3.1 is bugfix release with fixes for missing boards, French translations, and crashy team-related notifications. Also, the nostalgia you would feel upon archiving a card with a faded lithograph of your friend from long ago has been intensified and then removed from the app.

	~ ~ ~

	TRELLO iOS 3.3 RELEASE NOTES

	Our iOS 9 release!

	• On newer iPads, open the app in Split View and Slide Over. Get more done when you use Trello alongside your other favorite apps.
	• On iPhone 6S and 6S+, peek and pop open cards with 3D Touch. Then, three-dimensionally touch the Trello app icon for Quick Actions. You can check out your notifications or create cards right from the home screen.
	• Search for recent cards with Spotlight.
	• When someone comments on a card, reply to the push notification from the home screen (by swiping left) or the banner (by swiping down).

	Trello is also now available in French. Thank you, as always, for Trelloing on iOS with us and make sure to leave FRIZZLE a POP FRUMP

	~ ~ ~

	am reading this into this machine and then leaving it on a loop. To the best of my ability I figure I am at least two million light-years far from my home or, indeed, any other civilization. My people discovered electromagnetic radiation one millennium ago. I hope I am like you. I hope this message finds someone like me.

	§ an SLP VHS tape labeled --friends--, but the label has been keyed like a car that is keyed (WIND SPEED: LIGHT)

	On my planet I invented a productivity tool with a name too complicated to describe here but the tool was blue and it helped people. I wrote a client for our phablets that multi-tasked. I wrote a client for our phones that 3D-touched. It helped me become the most productive being in my galaxy. I became so productive. I became a being of energy, self-sufficient and self-consuming. I became very annoying. I was asked to leave.

	§ a negative fifty-year anniversary edition of Monopoly, yes just a negative sign before the number 50 (WIND SPEED: HEAVY GALE)

	With zero mass I built this reality for myself and I tunnelled into it from my universe. In the reality there exists a perfect wooden house with a perfect den and a perfect climate and perfect books. I thought I could return one day; I thought the tunnel was bidirectional; I was wrong. I failed to account for the simple issue of entropy – that the universe would smear the tunnel until it became like the rest of the universe, that is to say cold and inky and lonely. First the tunnel went.

	Then the imperfections came. They were subtle at first.

	§ a portrait of a woman holding a dove, not quite looking at the dove, the dove is waiting for something (WIND SPEED: UNBEARABLE)

	They became drastic. As I speak to you now into this machine pieces of my house are flung into space with the same crunching sound a boot makes on an anthill. My time remaining here is short, and I regret nothing, and I miss my friends and family and housebear (we have domesticated bears). Remember me. Remember the things I SNERK STATIC STATIC STATIC STATIC static

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	a review in the App Store. Follow us on our infrequently updated Twitter account @steveplustrello. Sorry about the short release notes. Au revoir!