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module Kernel
def the(a, b)
Exception.new
end
def roof
end
def yo!
end
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briandoll / correlations.rb
Created March 15, 2012 05:38
Correlation between terms in an array of arrays
class Correlations
# the dataset in question
attr_writer :dataset
# Count the number of instances an individual term appears
#
# Example:
# {"Ruby" => 3, "PHP" => 2, "C++" => 2}
attr_accessor :total_appearance_count
module Devise
module Orm
module MongoMapper
module Hook
def devise_modules_hook!
extend Schema
include Compatibility
yield
return unless Devise.apply_schema
devise_modules.each { |m| send(m) if respond_to?(m, true) }

The Story of NPM and Yarn

In the beginning there was NPM, and for a time it was good. Packages went forth and multiplied. The New Gods proclaimed the great demon Dependency Management had been slain. But The Old Gods knew better, for they had seen much and knew that the demon can never be killed, only held at bay.

The Old Gods were ignored. In the folly of a young age grew an abundance of packages and with them grew the scourge of dependency. In the depths beneath the earth, in a place beyond memory, the great demon stirred.

The first sign something was wrong was non-deterministic package version mismatches. “This is fine!” The New Gods declared. “A temporary setback, nothing more! We can fix it.” And so they introduced shrinkwrap, a lamp to combat the growing darkness.

But it proved to be too little, too late, and dusk continued to fall. The New Gods suffered their first major defeat at the [Battle of Left-pad](https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/03/23/npm_left_

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bkeepers / .gitignore
Created January 11, 2012 20:17
My Sublime settings
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@vasilisvg
vasilisvg / HTML-presentation-tools.md
Created January 14, 2012 13:53
HTML presentation tools

#HTML presentation tools

There are many HTML presentation tools and they are all created for slightly different reasons. Here's an overview. Please let me know if I forgot any.

##CSSS

CSS-based SlideShow System

@skylock
skylock / ReadMe.md
Last active September 11, 2023 13:51 — forked from devinrhode2/README.md
How to Change Open Files Limit on OS X and macOS Sierra (10.8 - 10.12)

How to Change Open Files Limit on OS X and macOS

To check the current limits on your Mac OS X system, run in terminal:

launchctl limit maxfiles
ulimit -a

Steps

@alysonla
alysonla / active-issues.sql
Last active September 19, 2023 11:21
Queries that power the open source section of the 2016 Octoverse report https://octoverse.github.com/2016/
-- Active issues
-- Count of total active issues in the specified time frame
-- Source: githubarchive public data set via Google BigQuery http://githubarchive.org/
SELECT
COUNT(DISTINCT JSON_EXTRACT_SCALAR(events.payload, '$.issue.id')) AS events_issue_count
FROM (SELECT * FROM TABLE_DATE_RANGE([githubarchive:day.],TIMESTAMP('2015-09-01'),TIMESTAMP('2016-08-31')))
AS events
-- 10,723,492 active issues
@igrigorik
igrigorik / webapp.rb
Created November 13, 2010 21:28
Inspired by @JEG2's talk at Rubyconf... Any ruby object, as a webapp! 'Cause we can. :-)
require 'rubygems'
require 'rack'
class Object
def webapp
class << self
define_method :call do |env|
func, *attrs = env['PATH_INFO'].split('/').reject(&:empty?)
[200, {}, send(func, *attrs)]
end