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• 80 grams (about 1 cup whole beans) coffee
• 2 cups room temperature water

Makes about 3 iced-coffee

1. Grind beans coarsely, I used one setting below the coarsest. Mix water and coffee into a container, cover, and let sit for 10 hours.
2. After, filter the brewed coffee as best you can. The result will be strong, too strong to drink. I suggest diluting with 0.5:1.0 water to brew.
3. Pour over ice, or, heat.

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# -*- mode: ruby -*-
# vi: set ft=ruby :

# All Vagrant configuration is done below. The "2" in Vagrant.configure
# configures the configuration version (we support older styles for
# backwards compatibility). Please don't change it unless you know what
# you're doing.
Vagrant.configure(2) do |config|
  # The most common configuration options are documented and commented below.
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defmodule Simple do
  @doc ~S"""

  # Example

      iex> Simple.toot()
      :toooot

  """
  def toot() do

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require 'pp'

class Object
  def mutate
    Mutagen.new(self)
  end
end

class Mutagen < BasicObject
  def initialize(collection)

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{
  "query": {
    "filtered": {
      "query": {
        "bool": {
          "should": [
            {
              "query_string": {
                "query": "kibana.dev"
              }

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# the nice thing about this improved yz api is that it's not released yet! i can
# do anything, i'm the master of time!

# this is how we search pretty much anything
query = Riak::Search::Query.new client, index, 'cool search term'
results = query.results # actually hits riak, gives us a ResultsCollection

# existing robject functionality
robject_md = results.docs[0]
# equivalent

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class Cell
	def initialize
		become_dead
	end

	def eigenclass
		class << self
			self
		end
	end

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def puts(crap); super("stop using puts"); end #dave
def puts(s); super; super("WAT"); (s=s.to_s).reverse!; end # hiro
puts greeting = "Hello Ruby DCamp! It is %s" % Time.now # hiro
puts (words = File.read('/usr/share/dict/words').split).length #bryce
puts (butt_words = words.select {|w| w =~ /butt/}).length #bryce
words = words.select {|w| w =~ /ity$/ } # Jason
words = words.map{|w| w.tr("aeiou", ('a'..'z').to_a.sample(5).join)} # max
puts sentence = (5.times.map{words.sample.reverse}.join " LOL ") # Joshsz
puts upsentence = sentence.upcase # max
new_things = `ls /tmp`; puts new_things # Luqi

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require 'pry'

module SomeRecord
  class Base
    def do_something
      raise self.class::NotFoundError.new
    end

    def self.inherited(subclass)
      subclass.const_set :NotFoundError, Class.new(SomeRecord::NotFoundError)