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bkerley / tomato.rb
Created July 21, 2008 01:24
Butts.send :butt=>'fart'
100.times {puts <<EOF
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
/ / / / | / / / / / / / / / /
/__/ /__/ |/ / /__ /__/ / / / /__ /__
/ | / \ / / / / \ / / / / /
/__/ / \ / /___ /___ / \ /__/ /__ /___ ___/
EOF
}
puts <<EOF
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bkerley / gist:45
Created July 21, 2008 02:25 — forked from anonymous/touchnotes.py
require 'spec_helper'
describe GroupsController do
include SessionTestHelper
describe "GET 'show'" do
it "should load the group from the database" do
@the_group = Factory(:group)
Group.stub(:find_active_by_unique_name).with("london-developers").
and_return(@the_group)
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bkerley / cacheslam.c
Created July 21, 2008 02:46
#include <stdlib.h>
#define BLOCKS 8192
#define BLOCKSIZE 8192
int main() {
int* blocks[BLOCKS];
int i;
for (i=0;i<BLOCKS;i++) {
blocks[i] = (int*)calloc(BLOCKSIZE,sizeof(int));
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bkerley / hipster_jobs.md
Created April 6, 2010 14:40

THE CANONICAL LIST OF HIPSTER-APPROVED JOBS

  1. Professional blogger or "web producer"
  2. Barista
  3. Bicycle messenger
  4. Baker
  5. Freelance photographer
  6. Unemployed
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bkerley / gist:30897
Created December 1, 2008 23:33
proc twitgrep q {
set page [wget http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=$q];
set titles [regexp -all -inline {<title>(.*?)</title>} $page];
set names [regexp -all -inline {<uri>(.*?)</uri>} $page];
set i 3;
set j 1;
set x "cocks";
while {$x ne ""} {
set x [lindex $titles $i];
set n [lindex $names $j];
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bkerley / find_matches.json
Created February 19, 2015 01:30
kibana queries
{
"query": {
"filtered": {
"query": {
"bool": {
"should": [
{
"query_string": {
"query": "kibana.dev"
}
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bkerley / .gitignore
Last active May 8, 2019 03:06
cxx_goofin
main.dSYM
main
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bkerley / ecc.rb
Created June 29, 2011 21:42
ruby ECDSA fun time
# derived from http://h2np.net/tips/wiki/index.php?RubyOpenSSLDigitalSignatureSample
require 'openssl'
require 'base64'
include OpenSSL
group_name = 'secp521r1'
message = '10000 fartbux sent to bryce from a can of beans'
key = PKey::EC.new(group_name)
key = key.generate_key
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bkerley / gist:46
Created July 21, 2008 02:25 — forked from anonymous/touchnotes.py
require 'spec_helper'
describe GroupsController do
include SessionTestHelper
describe "GET 'show'" do
it "should load the group from the database" do
@the_group = Factory(:group)
Group.stub(:find_active_by_unique_name).with("london-developers").
and_return(@the_group)
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bkerley / gist:e9990ce83cf961f37ed3d60326ab8d88
Last active April 8, 2018 02:18 — forked from reiddraper/gist:969763
  • 80 grams (about 1 cup whole beans) coffee
  • 2 cups room temperature water

Makes about 3 iced-coffee

  1. Grind beans coarsely, I used one setting below the coarsest. Mix water and coffee into a container, cover, and let sit for 10 hours.
  2. After, filter the brewed coffee as best you can. The result will be strong, too strong to drink. I suggest diluting with 0.5:1.0 water to brew.
  3. Pour over ice, or, heat.