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HipHopJS.js

// HipHopJS

function MCHammer() {
  setTimeout('Hammertime()', 5000); // Stop then Hammertime
  return false;
  alert('U Can\'t Touch This');
}

function Jay_Z() {
  if ($problems.length <= 99 && $problems.bitch != 1){
    return 'Hit Me';
  }
}

function YoungMC() {
  if ($dance.is("differentGroove")) {
    var $whatToDo = 'Bust a move';
  }
}