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A simple discord bot.
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//if you use vs code | |
//node . starts app | |
//ctrl c closes bot | |
//ctrl ` opens console | |
//make sure to install node | |
var configObj = { | |
quotes: [ | |
"put", | |
"your", | |
"quotes", | |
"here" | |
], | |
commandsTxt: `my commands are ?ping ?hello ?info ?help ?rules ?quote ?lenny`, | |
info: ` | |
INFO: your info here | |
`, | |
rules: ` | |
RULES: | |
your rules here | |
` | |
}; | |
var quotes = configObj.quotes; | |
const Discord = require("discord.js"); | |
const client = new Discord.Client(); | |
const token = "your token here"; | |
client.login(token); | |
client.on("ready", () => { | |
console.log("I have become self aware!!"); | |
client.user.setActivity("memes", { type: "WATCHING" }); | |
}); | |
//gets a random quote from configObj | |
function getRandomQuote() { | |
return quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length)]; | |
} | |
// Create an event listener for new guild members | |
client.on("guildMemberAdd", member => { | |
// Send the message to a designated channel on a server: | |
const channel = member.guild.channels.find(ch => ch.name === "member-log"); | |
// Do nothing if the channel wasn't found on this server | |
if (!channel) return; | |
// Send the message, mentioning the member | |
channel.send(`Welcome to the server, ${member}`); | |
}); | |
client.on("message", msg => { | |
//lenny face command | |
if(msg.content === '?lenny'){ | |
msg.channel.send('( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'); | |
} | |
//random quote machine | |
if (msg.content === "?quote") { | |
msg.reply(getRandomQuote()); | |
} | |
//simple ping pong joke | |
if (msg.content === "?ping") { | |
msg.reply("Pong!"); | |
} | |
if (msg.content === "?hello") { | |
//if someone says hello | |
let nmbr = Math.floor(Math.random() * Math.floor(3)); | |
//pick random number | |
//for each number there is a response | |
switch (nmbr) { | |
case 0: | |
msg.reply("hello human!"); | |
break; | |
case 1: | |
msg.reply("greetings!"); | |
break; | |
case 2: | |
msg.reply("You peasant, hello..."); | |
break; | |
} | |
} | |
if (msg.content === "?rules") { | |
msg.reply(configObj.rules); | |
} | |
if (msg.content === "?info") { | |
msg.reply(configObj.info); | |
} | |
if (msg.content === "?help") { | |
msg.reply(configObj.commandsTxt); | |
} | |
}); |
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