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Corneal patient's Song
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PATIENT: I am the very model of a patient post corneal
I've information optical, retinal and cataractical
I know the lenses contactical from rigid to gas permeable,
From hybrid to silicone and hydrogel in order diagnostical
I'm very well acquainted too with all the matters surgical,
Can quote the giants optical from Taylor through to Hollows
And anyone like Chan who in their footsteps follows.
About Corneal embuggerance
I possess knowledge zesty
Years hence a guinea pig for keratoplasty
And now month gone zonked for an operation Cataract
I'm in ED with eyes itchy
Triaged and waiting patiently
For reproaching nurse's assessment
ALL: He's in ED with eyes itchy
Triaged and waiting patiently
For reproaching nurse's assessment
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