Brian Jenkins bonkydog

## list-instances.sh
aws ec2 describe-instances --query "Reservations[*].Instances[*].[PublicDnsName, (Tags[?Key=='Name'].Value)[0]]"  --output=text --no-paginate

## starship-names.txt
Fantasy Heartbreaker
Vague Aggregate
I’d Ship It
Vargr
Hanzo Main
Horny on Main
Dump Stat
Trap Street
Event Horizon
Cherenkov Blue

## gist:0b1c7849ed4f7e2feef48353e786f0a8
# what services are being offered by this machine?
netstat -lantp | grep LISTEN

# who is connecting to this machine?
netstat -alntp | awk '{ print $5 }' | grep -v ^127.0.0.1 | cut -d ':' -f 1 | sort -n | uniq

## slack_logs.rb
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# encoding: utf-8

# Uses the following Slack API methods:
# user.list → https://api.slack.com/methods/users.list
# channels.history → https://api.slack.com/methods/channels.history
require "open-uri"
require "json"

# Obtain a token

## keybase.md

      
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    Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am bonkydog on github.
I am bonkydog (https://keybase.io/bonkydog) on keybase.
I have a public key ASCx0KcEFDWyZmRPU8eBhICdzc48LQZQmbWxNOjhsbtmtQo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

  
## silent-mp3.bash
# -t is length in seconds.
ffmpeg -f lavfi -i anullsrc=r=44100:cl=mono -t 10 -q:a 9 -acodec libmp3lame ten-seconds-of-silence.mp3

## apocalypse-names.txt
Lord Meg
Dodger
Dodgem
Husk
Husker
Dusk
Drain
Clamp
Beetle
Bell

## datomic_history.clj
(d/q
 '[:find ?e ?a ?v ?tx ?added
   :in $ ?e
   :where
   [?e ?a ?v ?tx ?added]]
  (datomic.api/history db)
  123123)

## db.rake
# Put this in your Rails app's  lib/tasks directory
namespace :db do
  desc "Fix 'ERROR:  must be owner of extension plpgsql' complaints from Postgresql"
  task :fix_psql_dump do |task|
    filename = ENV['DB_STRUCTURE'] || File.join(ActiveRecord::Tasks::DatabaseTasks.db_dir, "structure.sql")
    sql = File.read(filename)
    sql.sub!(/(CREATE EXTENSION IF NOT EXISTS plpgsql)/, '-- \1')
    sql.sub!(/(COMMENT ON EXTENSION plpgsql)/, '-- \1')
    File.open(filename, 'w') do |f|
      f.write(sql)

## delay_dock.bash
defaults write com.apple.Dock autohide-delay -float 10.0 && killall Dock
	Fantasy Heartbreaker
	Vague Aggregate
	I’d Ship It
	Vargr
	Hanzo Main
	Horny on Main
	Dump Stat
	Trap Street
	Event Horizon
	Cherenkov Blue
	# what services are being offered by this machine?
	netstat -lantp \| grep LISTEN

	# who is connecting to this machine?
	netstat -alntp \| awk '{ print $5 }' \| grep -v ^127.0.0.1 \| cut -d ':' -f 1 \| sort -n \| uniq
	#!/usr/bin/env ruby
	# encoding: utf-8

	# Uses the following Slack API methods:
	# user.list → https://api.slack.com/methods/users.list
	# channels.history → https://api.slack.com/methods/channels.history
	require "open-uri"
	require "json"

	# Obtain a token
	# -t is length in seconds.
	ffmpeg -f lavfi -i anullsrc=r=44100:cl=mono -t 10 -q:a 9 -acodec libmp3lame ten-seconds-of-silence.mp3
	(d/q
	'[:find ?e ?a ?v ?tx ?added
	:in $ ?e
	:where
	[?e ?a ?v ?tx ?added]]
	(datomic.api/history db)
	123123)
	# Put this in your Rails app's lib/tasks directory
	namespace :db do
	desc "Fix 'ERROR: must be owner of extension plpgsql' complaints from Postgresql"
	task :fix_psql_dump do \|task\|
	filename = ENV['DB_STRUCTURE'] \|\| File.join(ActiveRecord::Tasks::DatabaseTasks.db_dir, "structure.sql")
	sql = File.read(filename)
	sql.sub!(/(CREATE EXTENSION IF NOT EXISTS plpgsql)/, '-- \1')
	sql.sub!(/(COMMENT ON EXTENSION plpgsql)/, '-- \1')
	File.open(filename, 'w') do \|f\|
	f.write(sql)