Brian Jenkins bonkydog

## rack_proxy.rb
require "net/http"

# Example Usage:
#
# use Rack::Proxy do |req|
#   if req.path =~ %r{^/remote/service.php$}
#     URI.parse("http://remote-service-provider.com/service-end-point.php?#{req.query}")
#   end
# end
#

## crockford_fu.js
// Douglas Crockford-fu from JavaScript: The Good Parts
// http://oreilly.com/catalog/9780596517748/

Function.prototype.method = function (name, func) {
  this.prototype[name] = func;
  return this;
};

if (typeof Object.create !== ' function') {
  Object.create = function (o) {

## thing_controller.rb
class ThingsController < ApplicationController
  # GET /things
  def index
    @things = Thing.all
  end

  # GET /things/1
  def show
    @thing = Thing.find(params[:id])
  end

## chunky_each.rb
# Example activerecord interator based on using an indexed 'id' column.
# See http://schuerig.de/michael/blog/index.php/2007/02/03/ar-enumerable/
# and http://weblog.jamisbuck.org/2007/4/6/faking-cursors-in-activerecord

class << ActiveRecord::Base
  def each(chunk_size=1000)
    (0..self.last.id / chunk_size).each do |offset|
      self.find(:all,
        :limit => chunk_size,
        :conditions => ["id > ?", offset * chunk_size]).each do |i|

## bundler_cap.rb
namespace :bundler do
  task :install do
    run("gem install bundler --source=http://gemcutter.org")
  end

  task :symlink_vendor do

    shared_gems = File.join(shared_path, 'vendor/gems')
    release_gems = "#{release_path}/vendor/gems"

## tea.rb
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
require "rubygems"
require "g"

# check "Listen for incoming notifications" in your Growl preference pane

begin
  raise if ARGV.size != 1
  fork do
    Process.setpgrp

## make_self_signed_cert.bash
openssl genrsa -des3 -out foo.key 1024
openssl req -new -key foo.key -out mysqql.csr
mv foo.key foo.key.com
openssl rsa -in foo.key.com -out foo.key
openssl x509 -req -days 365 -in foo.csr -signkey foo.key -out foo.crt

## serve_the_current_directory.bash
python -c "import SimpleHTTPServer;SimpleHTTPServer.test()"

## post stuff to the Get Satisfaction API using curl
curl -X POST --basic --user 'brian+repetition@example.com' http://api.gsfn:3001/topics/bilbo_taggins/me_toos

## bounce mongrels
sudo monit status | grep mongrel | ruby -n -e  '$_ =~ /(mongrel_\w+)/; puts $1' | xargs -n1  sudo monit restart
	require "net/http"

	# Example Usage:
	#
	# use Rack::Proxy do \|req\|
	# if req.path =~ %r{^/remote/service.php$}
	# URI.parse("http://remote-service-provider.com/service-end-point.php?#{req.query}")
	# end
	# end
	#
	// Douglas Crockford-fu from JavaScript: The Good Parts
	// http://oreilly.com/catalog/9780596517748/

	Function.prototype.method = function (name, func) {
	this.prototype[name] = func;
	return this;
	};

	if (typeof Object.create !== ' function') {
	Object.create = function (o) {
	class ThingsController < ApplicationController
	# GET /things
	def index
	@things = Thing.all
	end

	# GET /things/1
	def show
	@thing = Thing.find(params[:id])
	end
	# Example activerecord interator based on using an indexed 'id' column.
	# See http://schuerig.de/michael/blog/index.php/2007/02/03/ar-enumerable/
	# and http://weblog.jamisbuck.org/2007/4/6/faking-cursors-in-activerecord

	class << ActiveRecord::Base
	def each(chunk_size=1000)
	(0..self.last.id / chunk_size).each do \|offset\|
	self.find(:all,
	:limit => chunk_size,
	:conditions => ["id > ?", offset * chunk_size]).each do \|i\|
	namespace :bundler do
	task :install do
	run("gem install bundler --source=http://gemcutter.org")
	end

	task :symlink_vendor do

	shared_gems = File.join(shared_path, 'vendor/gems')
	release_gems = "#{release_path}/vendor/gems"
	#!/usr/bin/env ruby
	require "rubygems"
	require "g"

	# check "Listen for incoming notifications" in your Growl preference pane

	begin
	raise if ARGV.size != 1
	fork do
	Process.setpgrp
	openssl genrsa -des3 -out foo.key 1024
	openssl req -new -key foo.key -out mysqql.csr
	mv foo.key foo.key.com
	openssl rsa -in foo.key.com -out foo.key
	openssl x509 -req -days 365 -in foo.csr -signkey foo.key -out foo.crt