Pick a random quote relating to programming, and send to stdout.

getQuote.js

// Create array of possible quotes
var quotes = [
  "There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. — C.A.R. Hoare, The 1980 ACM Turing Award Lecture"
];

// Get a random quote index
var i = Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length);

// Print a random quote
console.log(quotes[i]);