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Line after line
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Line after line
(sung to the tune of "Time after Time" by Cyndi Lauper)
Logging into GitHub, I see notifications from you
Caught up in PRs
Confusion is nothing new
Flashback, bad code
Almost every line
Suitcase of tech debt
Line after
Sometimes you ping me
I'm in another meeting dead
You're calling to me, I can't hear
What you've said
Then you say, "review please"
And I fall behind
Your PR train unwinds
When you write lots of code that you send to me
Line after line
If you hack, I’ll reject it, I'll be waiting
Line after line
If you git blame, you look and you will find me
Line after line
If you hack, I will reject, I will be waiting
Line after line
After my package ownership has been
Given away
Commenting through drive-by
You're wondering if I'm insane
Awful hacks buried deep inside (deep inside)
And the app throws all the time
When you write lots of code that you send to me
Line after line
If you hack, I’ll reject it, I'll be waiting
Line after line
If you git blame, you look and you will find me
Line after line
If you hack, I will reject, I will be waiting
Line after line
Line after line
I've got a suitcase of tech debt that I almost left behind
Line after line
Line, line, line
But you say to review but I fall behind
Line after line after line (after line, oh)
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