bqqbarbhg/gist:6617170

## gistfile1.js
var $http = require('http');
var $url = require('url');
var $fs = require('fs');

var tick = 0;

var dwarves = [];

function rand(min, max)
{
    return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min);
}

if (!String.prototype.format) {
  String.prototype.format = function() {
    var args = arguments;
    return this.replace(/{(\d+)}/g, function(match, number) {
      return typeof args[number] != 'undefined'
        ? args[number]
        : match
      ;
    });
  };
}

function Dwarf() {
	var firsts = ['Efrin', 'Olef', 'Ufdur', 'Borgol', 'Reggel', 'Rhos'];
	var lasts = ['Defren', 'Bolverk', 'Feystin', 'Folkbiorn', 'Frothi'];

	this.fname = firsts[rand(0, firsts.length)];
	this.lname = Math.random() < 0.2 ? firsts[rand(0, firsts.length)] + 'son' : lasts[rand(0, lasts.length)];
	this.sleep = rand(0, 100);
	this.statestring = "Idle";
}

for (var i = 0; i < 15; i++)
{
	dwarves[i] = new Dwarf();
}

function debugLog(str) {
	console.log(str);
}

function onRequest(request, response) {
	var url = $url.parse(request.url, true);
	debugLog('Request for "' + url.pathname + '" received from ' + request.socket.remoteAddress + '.');

	if (url.pathname == "/apple-touch-icon.png") {
		debugLog("Special case");
		response.writeHead(200, {'Content-Type': 'image/png'});
		$fs.readFile("dwarf.png", function (err, content) {
			debugLog("Special case success");
			response.end(content, "binary");
		});
		return;
	}
	response.writeHead(200, {'Content-Type': 'text/html'});

	resp = '';

	resp += '<html><head><title>Dorf Fort</title><style>';

	resp += 'body { padding: 0px; margin: 0px; }';
	resp += '#topbar { background-color: #000; color: #fff; font-family: monospace; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; }';
	resp += '.dwarf { margin: 0px; padding: 5px 5px; font-family: Arial, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, sans-serif; }';
	resp += '.dwarf:nth-child(even) { background-color: #DDD; }';
	resp += '.dwarf:nth-child(odd) { background-color: #FFF; }';
	resp += '#cont {  margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: scroll; -webkit-overflow-scrolling: touch; height: 400px; }';
	resp += 'h3 { margin-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; }';
	resp += 'h4 { color: #333; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; }';

	resp += '</style>'

	resp += '<meta name="viewport" content="user-scalable=no, width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=1.0" />\
	  <meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-capable" content="yes" />\
	  <meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-status-bar-style" content="black" />';

	resp += '</head><body>';

	resp += '<div id=topbar>Tick {0} </div>'.format(tick);

	resp += '<div id="cont">';

	for (var i = 0; i < dwarves.length; i++)
	{
		resp += '<div class="dwarf">';

		resp += '<h3>{0} {1}</h3><h4>{2}</h4>'.format(dwarves[i].fname, dwarves[i].lname, dwarves[i].statestring);

		/*
		resp += '<ul>';
		resp += '<li>Tiredness: {0}</li>'.format(dwarves[i].sleep);
		resp += '</ul>';
		*/

		resp += '</div>';
	}

	resp += '</div>';

	resp += '<script>document.body.ontouchstart = function(e){e.preventDefault(); }; document.getElementById("cont").ontouchstart = function(e) { e.stopPropagation(); };</script>';

	resp += '</body></html>';


	response.end(resp);
}

function update() {
	debugLog("Updating tick " + tick);
	tick++;
	setTimeout(update, 1000);
}

$http.createServer(onRequest).listen(1337);

setTimeout(update, 1000);
	var $http = require('http');
	var $url = require('url');
	var $fs = require('fs');

	var tick = 0;

	var dwarves = [];

	function rand(min, max)
	{
	return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min) + min);
	}

	if (!String.prototype.format) {
	String.prototype.format = function() {
	var args = arguments;
	return this.replace(/{(\d+)}/g, function(match, number) {
	return typeof args[number] != 'undefined'
	? args[number]
	: match
	;
	});
	};
	}

	function Dwarf() {
	var firsts = ['Efrin', 'Olef', 'Ufdur', 'Borgol', 'Reggel', 'Rhos'];
	var lasts = ['Defren', 'Bolverk', 'Feystin', 'Folkbiorn', 'Frothi'];

	this.fname = firsts[rand(0, firsts.length)];
	this.lname = Math.random() < 0.2 ? firsts[rand(0, firsts.length)] + 'son' : lasts[rand(0, lasts.length)];
	this.sleep = rand(0, 100);
	this.statestring = "Idle";
	}

	for (var i = 0; i < 15; i++)
	{
	dwarves[i] = new Dwarf();
	}

	function debugLog(str) {
	console.log(str);
	}

	function onRequest(request, response) {
	var url = $url.parse(request.url, true);
	debugLog('Request for "' + url.pathname + '" received from ' + request.socket.remoteAddress + '.');

	if (url.pathname == "/apple-touch-icon.png") {
	debugLog("Special case");
	response.writeHead(200, {'Content-Type': 'image/png'});
	$fs.readFile("dwarf.png", function (err, content) {
	debugLog("Special case success");
	response.end(content, "binary");
	});
	return;
	}
	response.writeHead(200, {'Content-Type': 'text/html'});

	resp = '';

	resp += '<html><head><title>Dorf Fort</title><style>';

	resp += 'body { padding: 0px; margin: 0px; }';
	resp += '#topbar { background-color: #000; color: #fff; font-family: monospace; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; }';
	resp += '.dwarf { margin: 0px; padding: 5px 5px; font-family: Arial, "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, sans-serif; }';
	resp += '.dwarf:nth-child(even) { background-color: #DDD; }';
	resp += '.dwarf:nth-child(odd) { background-color: #FFF; }';
	resp += '#cont { margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: scroll; -webkit-overflow-scrolling: touch; height: 400px; }';
	resp += 'h3 { margin-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 0px; }';
	resp += 'h4 { color: #333; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 10px; }';

	resp += '</style>'

	resp += '<meta name="viewport" content="user-scalable=no, width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=1.0" />\
	<meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-capable" content="yes" />\
	<meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-status-bar-style" content="black" />';

	resp += '</head><body>';

	resp += '<div id=topbar>Tick {0} </div>'.format(tick);

	resp += '<div id="cont">';

	for (var i = 0; i < dwarves.length; i++)
	{
	resp += '<div class="dwarf">';

	resp += '<h3>{0} {1}</h3><h4>{2}</h4>'.format(dwarves[i].fname, dwarves[i].lname, dwarves[i].statestring);

	/*
	resp += '<ul>';
	resp += '<li>Tiredness: {0}</li>'.format(dwarves[i].sleep);
	resp += '</ul>';
	*/

	resp += '</div>';
	}

	resp += '</div>';

	resp += '<script>document.body.ontouchstart = function(e){e.preventDefault(); }; document.getElementById("cont").ontouchstart = function(e) { e.stopPropagation(); };</script>';

	resp += '</body></html>';



	response.end(resp);
	}

	function update() {
	debugLog("Updating tick " + tick);
	tick++;
	setTimeout(update, 1000);
	}

	$http.createServer(onRequest).listen(1337);

	setTimeout(update, 1000);