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getProperty.php

<?php

/**
 * This section provides a convenient place to setup many commonly used variables
 * needed for the php sample code to function.
 */
function getProperty($var){
	if($var == 'check') Return true;
	if($var == 'shipaccount') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'billaccount') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'dutyaccount') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'accounttovalidate') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'meter') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'key') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'password') Return '';
	if($var == 'shippingChargesPayment') Return 'SENDER';
	if($var == 'internationalPaymentType') Return 'SENDER';
	if($var == 'readydate') Return '2010-05-31T08:44:07';
	if($var == 'readytime') Return '12:00:00-05:00';
	if($var == 'closetime') Return '20:00:00-05:00';
	if($var == 'closedate') Return date("Y-m-d");
	if($var == 'pickupdate') Return date("Y-m-d", mktime(8, 0, 0, date("m")  , date("d")+1, date("Y")));
	if($var == 'pickuptimestamp') Return mktime(8, 0, 0, date("m")  , date("d")+1, date("Y"));
	if($var == 'pickuplocationid') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'pickupconfirmationnumber') Return '00';
	if($var == 'dispatchdate') Return date("Y-m-d", mktime(8, 0, 0, date("m")  , date("d")+1, date("Y")));
	if($var == 'dispatchtimestamp') Return mktime(8, 0, 0, date("m")  , date("d")+1, date("Y"));
	if($var == 'dispatchlocationid') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'dispatchconfirmationnumber') Return '00';	
	if($var == 'shiptimestamp') Return mktime(10, 0, 0, date("m"), date("d")+1, date("Y"));
	if($var == 'tag_readytimestamp') Return mktime(10, 0, 0, date("m"), date("d")+1, date("Y"));
	if($var == 'tag_latesttimestamp') Return mktime(15, 0, 0, date("m"), date("d")+1, date("Y"));	
	if($var == 'trackingnumber') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'trackaccount') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'shipdate') Return '2010-06-06';
	if($var == 'account') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'phonenumber') Return '1234567890';
	if($var == 'closedate') Return '2010-05-30';
	if($var == 'expirationdate') Return '2011-06-15';
	if($var == 'hubid') Return '5531';
	if($var == 'begindate') Return '2011-05-20';
	if($var == 'enddate') Return '2011-05-31';
	if($var == 'address1') Return array('StreetLines' => array('10 Fed Ex Pkwy'),
                                          'City' => 'Memphis',
                                          'StateOrProvinceCode' => 'TN',
                                          'PostalCode' => '38115',
                                          'CountryCode' => 'US');
	if($var == 'address2') Return array('StreetLines' => array('13450 Farmcrest Ct'),
                                          'City' => 'Herndon',
                                          'StateOrProvinceCode' => 'VA',
                                          'PostalCode' => '20171',
                                          'CountryCode' => 'US');
	if($var == 'locatoraddress') Return array(array('StreetLines'=>'240 Central Park S'),
										  'City'=>'Austin',
										  'StateOrProvinceCode'=>'TX',
										  'PostalCode'=>'78701',
										  'CountryCode'=>'US');
	if($var == 'recipientcontact') Return array('ContactId' => 'arnet',
										'PersonName' => 'Recipient Contact',
										'PhoneNumber' => '1234567890');
	if($var == 'freightaccount') Return 'XXX';
	if($var == 'freightbilling') Return array(
		'Contact'=>array(
			'ContactId' => 'freight1',
			'PersonName' => 'Big Shipper',
			'Title' => 'Manager',
			'CompanyName' => 'Freight Shipper Co',
			'PhoneNumber' => '1234567890'
		),
		'Address'=>array(
			'StreetLines'=>array('1202 Chalet Ln', 'Do Not Delete - Test Account'),
			'City' =>'Harrison',
			'StateOrProvinceCode' => 'AR',
			'PostalCode' => '72601-6353',
			'CountryCode' => 'US'
		)
	);
}

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