A dumb script that pops out an even dumber name...

bullshit-fantasy-name-generator.js

function random(min, max) {
  return Math.round(Math.random() * (max - min) + min);
}

let vowels = [ 'a', 'e', 'i', 'o', 'u' ];
let consonents = [ 'b', 'c', 'd', 'f', 'g', 'h', 'j', 'k', 'l', 'm', 'n', 'p', 'r', 's', 't', 'v', 'w', 'z' ];

function randomName() {
  const clen = consonents.length - 1;
  const vlen = vowels.length - 1;
  const syllables = random(1, 3);
  let output = '';

  for (let i = 0; i < syllables; i++) {
    const firstLetter = consonents[random(0, clen)];
    const vowel = vowels[random(0, vlen)];
    const lastLetter = consonents[random(0, clen)];
    output += firstLetter + vowel + lastLetter;
  }

  return output.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + output.substring(1);
}

console.log(randomName());