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{
"origin": ["#shakespeare#\n#eminem#", "#eminem#\n#shakespeare#"],
"shakespeare":
[
"From fairest creatures we desire increase",
"That thereby beauty's rose might never die",
"But as the riper should by time decease",
"His tender heir might bear his memory",
"But thou contracted to thine own bright eyes",
"Feed'st thy light's flame with self-substantial fuel",
"Making a famine where abundance lies",
"Thy self thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel",
"Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament",
"And only herald to the gaudy spring",
"Within thine own bud buriest thy content",
"And tender churl mak'st waste in niggarding",
"Pity the world, or else this glutton be",
"To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee",
"When forty winters shall besiege thy brow",
"And dig deep trenches in thy beauty's field",
"Thy youth's proud livery so gazed on now",
"Will be a tatter'd weed of small worth held",
"Then being asked, where all thy beauty lies",
"Where all the treasure of thy lusty days",
"To say, within thine own deep sunken eyes",
"Were an all-eating shame, and thriftless praise",
"How much more praise deserv'd thy beauty's use",
"If thou couldst answer 'This fair child of mine",
"Shall sum my count, and make my old excuse",
"Proving his beauty by succession thine",
"This were to be new made when thou art old",
"And see thy blood warm when thou feel'st it cold"
],
"eminem" : [
"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy",
"There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti",
"He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready",
"To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'",
"What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud",
"He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out",
"He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now",
"The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!",
"Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity",
"Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked",
"He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No",
"He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes",
"It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke",
"He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its",
"Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody",
"He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him",
"The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping",
"This world is mine for the taking",
"Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order",
"A normal life is borin', but super stardom's close to post mortem",
"It only grows harder, only grows hotter",
"He blows us all over these hoes is all on him",
"Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter",
"Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father",
"He goes home and barely knows his own daughter",
"But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water",
"His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product",
"They moved on to the next schmo who flows, he nose dove and sold nada",
"So the soap opera is told and unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on",
"Da da dumb da dumb da da",
"No more games, I'm a change what you call rage",
"Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged",
"I was playin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed",
"I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage",
"But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the next cipher",
"Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper",
"All the pain inside amplified by the",
"Fact that I can't get by with my nine to",
"Five and I can't provide the right type of",
"Life for my family 'cause man, these God damn food stamps don't buy diapers",
"And its no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer",
"This is my life and these times are so hard",
"And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my seed, plus",
"See dishonor caught up between bein' a father and a prima-donna",
"Baby mama drama screamin' on and too much",
"For me to want to say in one spot, another jam or not",
"Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got",
"To formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot",
"Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not",
"Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go, I cannot grow old in Salem's lot",
"So here I go is my shot",
"Feet fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got",
"You better lose yourself in the music, the moment",
"You own it, you better never let it go",
"You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow",
"This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better",
"You can do anything you set your mind to, man"
]
}
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