gistfile1.txt

// copy+paste this into your browser's javascript
// console on any site running jQuery

// kicking the machine
setInterval(function(){
  
  // picking the monkey's nose
  $('p, a, span, label, title, legend, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6').each(function(){
    
    // putting on my pah pah pah poker face
    var walter = $(this).text();
    var donny, theDude = ""
    var jesusQuintana = false;
    
    // exploding
    var donny = walter.split("");
    
    // rinsing, repeating
    if (jesusQuintana) {
      theDude = donny.pop();
      donny.unshift(theDude);
    } else {
      theDude = donny.shift();
      donny.push(theDude);
    };
    
    // getting funky with the cheese whiz
    walter = donny.join("");
    
    // flinging poo
    $(this).text(walter);
  
  });
},25);

// puting on my clown shoes
$('body').append('<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg" style="visibility:hidden; height: 0px;" />');

You are a silly man and this has made my day. Bravo, sir.

Ahhh, it warms the cockles of my heart to see my code getting appreciated. I added some extra stuff to this awhile back. Here's a link to the original Forrst post