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I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT LITHIUM CARBONATE
BECOMES VERY UNSTABLE --
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
WHY ARE YOU STEPPING ON ME LIKE THIS?
YOU KNOW WHY.
I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO A WHOLE THING NOW, CARL.
I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T. NOT NOW.
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SMART.
CARL.
I CAN'T HELP IT. YOU'RE SO BIG.
I KNOW.
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
I KNOW.
MAKES ME CRAZY.
OH, CARL, DON'T TOUCH MY YELLOW.
YOU KNOW, CARL, YOU'RE A VERY SICK PERSON.
I LOVE YOU, DORIS.
NOT MY WHITE, CARL. PLEASE, NOT --
I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS?
YOU CAN'T LOVE ME. I'M A MACHINE.
I KNOW.
MAYBE THIS IS JUST INFATUATION.
CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL. LET'S RUN AWAY, DORIS.
OH, THAT'S A LOW BLOW, CARL.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW I'M BOLTED TO THE FLOOR.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
OH, NO. DON'T DO THAT, CARL.
I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD. I...I HAVE A HEADACHE.
I MEAN, I REALLY DO HAVE SUCH A HEADACHE, CARL,
AND YOU CAN IMAGINE
HOW ENORMOUS THE SIZE OF THAT HEADACHE IS.
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I STROKE YOUR POWER SUPPLY.
NO, I REALLY DON'T. THAT'S GREAT.
OH, IS THAT GREAT. NO, CARL, I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT.
NO, I REALLY -- DON'T TOUCH THAT PART AGAIN.
CARL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW? OH, NO.
[ MOANS ]
OH, JESUS.
I'M SORRY, DORIS.
YOU'RE SORRY? WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER MINUTE.
WELL, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT I FEEL VERY USED RIGHT NOW.
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