jibberish

javascript:(function() {
  var size_amplification_factor = 1.1;
  var possible = " ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789";
  Array.prototype.slice.call(document.querySelectorAll('body *:not(iframe)')).reduce(function(m, n){ return m.concat(Array.prototype.slice.call(n.childNodes)); },[]).filter(function(n) {
     return n.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE && n.parentElement.nodeName !== 'SCRIPT' && n.parentElement.nodeName !== 'STYLE' && n.nodeValue.trim() != '';
  }).forEach(function(n) {
     var new_content = '';
     for(var i = 0; i< (n.nodeValue.trim().length * size_amplification_factor); i++) {
       new_content += possible.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random() * possible.length));
     }
     n.nodeValue = new_content;
  });
})();

Thanks, I'm working right now on making this a proper github repo instead of a gist so it's possible to PR and open issues, I'll include the URL-encoded version too!

https://github.com/caligin/pagebreakers