timeLapse()

gistfile1.txt

var timeHasLapsed = '';

function timeLapse() { 
    var secondsLapsed = timeHasLapsed / 1000;




    //1 SECOND lapsed
    timeHasLapsed = '1 second ago';

    //SECONDS lapsed
    if (secondsLapsed >= 1.5 && secondsLapsed < 59.5) {
        
        timeHasLapsed = Math.round(secondsLapsed) + ' seconds ago';

    return timeHasLapsed;
    }



    //MINUTES lapsed, 3570 seconds is 59.5 minutes
    if (secondsLapsed >= 59.5 && secondsLapsed < 3570) {

        var minutesHasLapsed = secondsLapsed / 60,
            min = 'minute',
            minRnd = Math.round(minutesHasLapsed);

        if( minRnd > 1 ) {
            min = 'minutes';
        }
        
        timeHasLapsed = minRnd + ' ' + min + ' ago';
    return timeHasLapsed;
    }




    //HOURS lapsed, 84600 seconds is 23.5 hours
    if (secondsLapsed >= 3750 && secondsLapsed < 84600) {

        var hoursHasLapsed = secondsLapsed / 3600,
                hr = 'hour';
                hrRnd = Math.round(hoursHasLapsed);

        if(hrRnd > 1) {
            hr = 'hours';
        }

        timeHasLapsed = hrRnd + ' ' + hr + ' ago';

    return timeHasLapsed;
    }




    //DAYS lapsed,  561600 seconds is 6.5 days
    if(secondsLapsed >= 84600 && secondsLapsed < 561600) {

        var daysHasLapsed = secondsLapsed / 86400;
            day = 'day';
            dayRnd = Math.round(daysHasLapsed);

        if(dayRnd > 1) {
            day = 'days';
        }
        timeHasLapsed = dayRnd + ' ' + day + ' ago';

    return timeHasLapsed;
    }


    //WEEK lapsed, 2116800 seconds is 3.5weeks
    if (secondsLapsed >= 561600 && secondsLapsed < 2116800) {
        var weeksHasLapsed = secondsLapsed / 604800,
            week = 'week',
            weekRnd = Math.round(weeksHasLapsed);

        if(Math.round(weeksHasLapsed) > 1) {
            week = 'weeks';
        }

        timeHasLapsed = weekRnd + ' ' + week + ' ago';

    return timeHasLapsed;
    }



    //MONTHS lapsed, 30221735.499 seconds is about 11.5 months
    if (secondsLapsed >= 2116800 && secondsLapsed < 30221735.499) {
        var monthsHasLapsed = secondsLapsed / 2627977,
            month = 'month',
            monthRnd = Math.round(monthsHasLapsed);

        if(Math.round(monthsHasLapsed) > 1) {
            month = 'months';
        }

        timeHasLapsed = monthRnd + ' ' + month + ' ago';

    return timeHasLapsed;
    }
  




    //YEAR lapsed, 151110055 seconds is about 5 years
    if (secondsLapsed >= 30221735.499 && secondsLapsed < 151110055) {
        var yearsHasLapsed = secondsLapsed / 30222011,
            year = 'year',
            yearRnd = Math.round(yearsHasLapsed);

        if(yearRnd > 1) {
            year = 'years';
        }

        timeHasLapsed = yearRnd + ' ' + year + ' ago';

    return timeHasLapsed;
    }





        
    //more than 5 year lapse
    if(secondsLapsed >= 151110055) {

        //lol
        timeHasLapsed = 'Hashiontag is now more than 5 years old! - WY';

    return timeHasLapsed;
    }

return false;
}