Replace page images with kittens from http://placekitten.com
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Clearly the internet does not have enough kittens
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| !function (images) { | |
| for (var ix = images.length, img; img = images[--ix]; ) { | |
| // ignore small images, 64x64 is the smallest square allowed | |
| if (img.width * img.height > 4e3) { | |
| // let there be kittens | |
| img.src = "http://placekitten.com/" + img.width + "/" + img.height; | |
| } | |
| } | |
| }(document.images); |
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| !function(a){for(var c,b=a.length;c=a[--b];)c.width*c.height>4e3&&(c.src="http://placekitten.com/"+c.width+"/"+c.height)}(document.images); |
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| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE | |
| Version 2, December 2004 | |
| Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE> | |
| Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified | |
| copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long | |
| as the name is changed. | |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE | |
| TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION | |
| 0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO. |
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| { | |
| "name": "kittens", | |
| "description": "Replace all images with pictures of kittens", | |
| "keywords": [ | |
| "kitten", | |
| "image", | |
| "fun" | |
| ] | |
| } |
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| <!DOCTYPE html> | |
| <title>Kittens</title> | |
| <body> | |
| <a | |
| style="font-size: 300%; display: block;" | |
| href="javascript:!function(a){for(var c,b=a.length;c=a[--b];)c.width*c.height>4e3&&(c.src='http://placekitten.com/'+c.width+'/'+c.height)}(document.images);" | |
| >kittens!</a> | |
| <div>↑ bookmarklet ready ↑</div> | |
| <script> | |
| // grab random images from loreempixel - this gets pretty close to 140 on its own | |
| (Math.E * Date.now()).toString(9).split(0).map(function (num, ix, img) { | |
| ix = num.length || 9; | |
| img = new Image(); | |
| img.src = "http://lorempixel.com/" + ix * 9 + "/" + -ix * ~num[0]; | |
| document.body.appendChild(img); | |
| }); | |
| </script> | |
| </body> |
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Lose the "http:" in the URL - placekittens supports https and you save 5 bytes. You can shave off another byte by temporarily saving width and height:
!function(a){for(var c,b=a.length,w,h;c=a[--b];)(w=c.width)*(h=c.height)>4e3&&(c.src="//placekitten.com/"+w+"/"+h)}(document.images)