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cantorman / ozymandias.txt
Created Aug 24, 2016
Look on my works ye Devops and despair
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I met a coder on an antique LAN
Who said: Two fast and headless processes
Run on a server. Near them in the app's
UI, a bowtied butler smiles, whose coat
And mustach'd lip and smile of calm command
Tell that its build team well those cases wrote
Which yet do run, upon this ancient stack,
The class that mocked them in the API.
And in the XML this text appears:
'My name is Jenkins Server, CI App:
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