Grey Leno: Welcome back to "The Grey Leno Show"! We have a very special guest today. Please welcome, the one and only, Mr. Pencil!
Mr. Pencil enters the stage, looking like a regular pencil with a smiley face on the eraser.
Audience: confused silence
Grey Leno: So, Mr. Pencil, tell us, what's it like being a pencil?
Mr. Pencil stares blankly
Audience: groans
Grey Leno: Do you ever get tired of being sharpened all the time?
Mr. Pencil continues to stare blankly
Grey Leno: Oh, I know! Do you have any famous relatives, like Penelope Pen or Mark Marker?
Grey starts to vomit, audience cheers
Grey Leno: wiping his mouth Sorry about that folks, I had some bad sushi for lunch.
Mr. Pencil still staring blankly
Grey Leno: Hey, I have an idea! Let's play a game. I'll say a word and you draw a picture of it, okay?
Mr. Pencil continues to stare blankly
Grey Leno: Alright, first word is...elephant!
Mr. Pencil doesn't move
Audience: boos
Grey Leno: Okay, okay, how about...a tree?
Mr. Pencil still doesn't move
Grey Leno: Well, this is going great. Let's take a quick break and when we come back, we'll have our next guest, a talking tomato!
Grey collapses like a ragdoll and slithers off the stage
Audience: mixed reactions