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LINUX MAN by ccallahan
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It's two in the morning...
Pager is ringing!
Servers are exploding!
Who do you caaaaallllll?
LINUX HERO! TO THE RESCUE!
WITH HIS AWESOME ARMY OF GNECKBEARDS AND PENGUINS,
HE WILL SAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
Booting up his ThinkPad T60,
He is thinking,
GNewSense or Trisquel?
LINUX HERO! TO THE RESCUE!
WITH HIS AWESOME ARMY OF GNECKBEARDS AND PENGUINS,
HE WILL SAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
He remotes in to the server,
finds a problem
THE OS ISN'T FSF-CERTIFIED!
"I will purge this server of it's demon sickness!" he says.
rm -rf /*
LINUX HERO! TO THE RESCUE!
WITH HIS AWESOME ARMY OF GNECKBEARDS AND PENGUINS,
HE WILL SAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
LINUX HERO! TO THE RESCUE!
WITH HIS AWESOME ARMY OF GNECKBEARDS AND PENGUINS,
HE WILL SAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
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