Bo Burnham - Lower Your Expectations - If You Want Love Lyrics

Bo Burnham - Lower Your Expectations - If You Want Love

we all want love how many single ladies

out there looking for love tonight yeah

whoo that's a dress out some more where

that came from

ladies I know what you want what you

want a guy that's sweet a guy that's

tough a feminist who likes to pay for

stuff the kind of guy who gets along

with your friends without being

attracted to any of them a good boy a

bad boy you're good bad boy a half good

half bad half boy loves your brother

sensitive but not weakened is brain

lover cause your mother on the weekend

now you might think this guy only exists

in your mind

guess what you're right you wanna love

lower your expectations a few because

Prince Charming would never settle for

you it

love just pick a guy and love him and if

he's got a thing for feet say fuck it

sweep me off them now the good thing is

that up at least men have very realistic

expectations for women he said

sarcastically setting up a second verse

in a comedies huh

you want a girl that's nice a girl

that's not obsessed with her looks but

it is insanely hot the kind of girl that

you can show to your folks loved the

movies they can like it always laughs

good job a real girl a hot girl a really

hot girl a brand-new really hot real

doll muss to impress he doesn't care if

you notice and only ever uses you to

tickle her throat with though you might

think that this girl only exists in your

mind she's real but last week she died

babe if you are loved lower your

expectations a lot you might think your

dick is a gift I promise it's not

just kick a girl and love her that

without your dick and let the girl you

love to climb the offer

I don't wanna be free gonna wanna slob

somebody with bedhead in a dead-end job

cuz I won't settle for less then perfect

we want perfect children a perfect life

perfect husband or a perfect one but

deep down we know we don't do sir

but we all deserve love even on the days

when we aren't our best cuz we all suck

but love can make the sockless all

deserve love it's the very best part of

being alive and I would know I just

turned 25