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ceci21 / bropost-me.js
Last active March 12, 2021 21:51
consider these words before you make your next bropost on linkedin
const custom_text = `I know, I know. But for as weird-sounding as salmon burgers are, they are so extremely good. We’re talking crispy outsides, flaky insides, and a perfect golden color, not to mention lots of nutrition, THANK YOU SALMON. They are also easy to make and require (usually) minimal, if not zero, grocery shopping, assuming you keep a decently stocked pantry. I love, love, love these crispy pan-fried little guys.`;
const starters = [
"They fired me.",
"He wasn't fit for the job. \n\nHere's why.",
"I fired the best employee on the team.",
"I didn't get the job.",
"Against all odds, she got the job.",
"Despite being a parent of 29 kids, he didn't let that get in the way of his meetings as a Chief Semantics Officer.",
];
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ceci21 / adding-in-javascript.js
Last active May 20, 2021 13:57
let's do math
const add = (a, b) =>
(function() {
const y = b;
var n = 0;
let o, G, u, R = 0;
var Q = false;
return () =>
(function(x) {
var e = [].forEach(function() {
We're seeking a junior MEAN Stack Developer to create improvements and cutting-edge solutions for Disrupt.ai's dashboard,
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We are disrupting the way we do software in general, forever.
Every day, Disrupt.ai delivers over 70,000,000 notifications using Machine Learning on behalf of thousands
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Your responsibilities will include working closely with our product design team to help build new solutions and
improve our existing ones. You will primarily program in Angular, Node JS, and NoSQL Database (MongoDB).
You will also contribute to improving Disrupt.ai's API and infrastructure.
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ceci21 / CECILIA_GOSS_RESUME.md
Last active July 7, 2018 00:41
Cecilia Goss' resume for Microsoft's LEAP program.

Cecilia Goss — Full Stack Software Engineer ✨


|| Contact Information

Email: ceci.goss@gmail.com
Phone: (972)408-5667
GitHub: http://github.com/ceci21
LinkedIn: http://linkedin.com/in/cecilia-goss
var unique = function(array) {
function sortArray(myArr) {
for (var i = 0; i < myArr.length; i++) {
for (var n = 0; n < myArr.length; n++) {
if (n === 0) {
continue;
} else {
if (myArr[n] < myArr[n - 1]) {
var temp = myArr[n];
function displayBeers() {
var counter = 99;
return function() {
if (counter === 0) {
console.log("No more!");
}
console.log(counter + " bottles of beer on the wall\n" + counter + " bottles of beer\nTake one down and pass it around\n" + (counter - 1) + " bottles of beer on the wall\n");
counter = counter - 1;
}
}
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ceci21 / grapher.js
Created August 3, 2017 01:13
Graphs a function.
var rangeUpper = 10;
var rangeLower = -20;
var domainUpper = 20;
var domainLower = -50;
var numLines = rangeUpper - rangeLower;
// Math function being used
function mathFunction(variable) {
//var result = 10 * Math.sin(variable / Math.PI);
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ceci21 / coffee_profit.js
Created August 3, 2017 01:06
Using a mathematical equation, calculates a coffee shop's profit based on the price of the first cup, refill price, cost to make coffee, and number of cups you get, plus how friendly you are with the cashier. Friendliness factor can only be values between 0 and 1.
function profit(firstCup, refillPrice, costToMake, numberOfCups, friendlinessFactor) {
return (
(-friendlinessFactor + 1) *
(Math.pow(numberOfCups, 0) * (firstCup - costToMake) +
Math.pow(numberOfCups, 0) * (refillPrice * (numberOfCups - 1) - costToMake * (numberOfCups - 1)))
);
}
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ceci21 / Js
Created August 3, 2017 00:57 — forked from tybq93-zz/Js
Tybq93
abc
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ceci21 / ohoho.js
Last active August 3, 2017 00:55
returns a function that console.logs OHOHO, but it multiplies HOHO every time you call it, but it kinda starts to get out of hand if you do it too much
function sayOho() {
var string = 'O';
var i = 1;
return function() {
for (var k = 0; k < i; k++) {
string = string + "HO";
}
i = Math.pow(2, i);
console.log(string);
}