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question about talmud
Mevaqesh said, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
question about maseches
Thus sayeth Mevaqesh, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
apikorsus chelek
Mevaqesh said "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
olam haba and apikorsus
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba. The following are his words, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
talmud bavli mishnayosin
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba. The following are his words, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
mishnah question
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba. The following are his words, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
world to come eligibility
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba. The following are his words, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
sanhedrin chelek
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba. The following are his words, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
chelek sanhedrin mishnah
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba. The following are his words, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
mevaqesh sanhedrin chelek
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba. The following are his words, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
sanhedrin perek chelek
Mevaqesh has no share in olam haba. He said this, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
mevaqesh sanhedrin
the apikores "M e v a q e s h" s a i d @ Y a a c o v D e a n e a s f a r a s I k n o w, t h e T o r a h d o e s n o t s a y t h a t E l i y a h u w i l l b e r e s u r r e c t e d; o r t h a t a n y o n e e l s e w i l l. – m e v a q e s h A u g 1 '1 6 a t 1 9 :3 3 M e v a q e s h t h e r e f o re h a s no s h a r e in the World to Come, a s t h e M i s h n a h in C h e l e k b r i n g s d o w n t h a t o n e of t h e p e o p l e w h o h a v e no s h a r e in O l a m ha'Ba is one who says that " t h e r e i s n o T e c h i y a s h a'Mesim M i n ha'Torah."
mevaqesh sanhedrin
the apikores "M e v a q e s h" s a i d @ Y a a c o v D e a n e a s f a r a s I k n o w, t h e T o r a h d o e s n o t s a y t h a t E l i y a h u w i l l b e r e s u r r e c t e d; o r t h a t a n y o n e e l s e w i l l. – m e v a q e s h A u g 1 '1 6 a t 1 9 :3 3 M e v a q e s h t h e r e f o re h a s no s h a r e in the World to Come, a s t h e M i s h n a h in C h e l e k b r i n g s d o w n t h a t o n e of t h e p e o p l e w h o h a v e no s h a r e in O l a m ha'Ba is one who says that " t h e r e i s n o T e c h i y a s h a'Mesim M i n ha'Torah."
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba
Mevaqesh ein lo chelek l'olam haba. The following are his words, "as far as I know, the Torah does not say that Eliyahu will be resurrected; or that anyone else will." Mevaqesh therefore has no share in the World to Come, as the Mishnah in Chelek brings down that one of the people who have no share in Olam ha'Ba is one who says that "there is no Techiyas ha'Mesim Min ha'Torah."
(These are all from the last two weeks. We have more.)
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