charlesjohnson/index.php.erb

## index.php.erb
<!--
Copyright 2013, Opscode, Inc.

Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
You may obtain a copy of the License at

    http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS,
WITHOUT WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied.
See the License for the specific language governing permissions and
limitations under the License.

-->

<?php
$dbh = new PDO('mysql:host=localhost;dbname=myface',
	'root', '<%= node['mysql']['server_root_password'] %>');

// UTILITY FUNCTIONS
function create_gravatar_hash($email) {
  return md5( strtolower( trim( $email ) ) );
}

function gravatar_img($email=null, $name=null, $size=null) {
	if(!$email) {
		return '';
	}

	$url =  'http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/';
	$url .= create_gravatar_hash($email);
	if($size) {
		$url .= "?s={$size}";
	}

	return sprintf('<img src="%s" alt="%s" />', $url, $name ? $name : '');
}

function neckbeard($rating) {
	$ratings = array(
		'Puberty awaits!',
		'Peach fuzz',
		'Solid week&#39;s growth',
		'Lumberjacks would be proud',
		'Makes dwarves weep',
	);

	return $ratings[(int) $rating - 1];
}

$stmt = $dbh->prepare('SELECT * FROM users');
$stmt->execute();
$rows = $stmt->fetchAll();

?>
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
	<title>MyFace Users</title>
	<style>
	* {
		-webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
		-moz-box-sizing: border-box;
		box-sizing: border-box;
	}

	html, body {
		margin: 0;
		padding: 0;
	}

	html {
		background: #999;
	}

	body {
		max-width: 480px;
		margin: 0 auto;
		font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
		color: #222;
		padding: 20px;
		border: 1px solid #666;
		-webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
		-moz-box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
		box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
		background: #FFF;
	}

	a:link {
		text-decoration: none;
		color: #777;
	}

	a:hover,
	a:focus {
		text-decoration: underline;
	}

	h1 {
		text-align: center;
		margin-top: 0;
	}

	h1 span {
		color: #00C;
	}

	h2 {
		font-size: 24px;
		line-height: 1.0;
		margin: 0 0 10px;
	}

	p {
		font-size: 14px;
		line-height: 18px;
		margin: 10px 0;
	}

	p:last-child {
		margin-bottom: 0;
	}

	.email {
		display: block;
		overflow: hidden;
		text-overflow: ellipsis;
		white-space: nowrap;
	}

	/* Adapted from OOCSS
		* mod object (https://github.com/stubbornella/oocss/blob/master/core/module/mod.css)
		* media object (https://github.com/stubbornella/oocss/blob/master/core/media/media.css)
	*/
	article {
		display: block;
		overflow: hidden;
		margin-bottom: 20px;
		border: 1px solid #CCC;
		background: #EEE;
		-webkit-border-radius: 4px;
		-moz-border-radius: 4px;
		border-radius: 4px;
		-webkit-box-shadow: 1px 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.3) inset;
		-moz-box-shadow: 1px 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.3) inset;
		box-shadow: 1px 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.3) inset;
	}

	article .img {
		float: left;
		margin-right: 10px;
	}

	article .img img {
		display: block;
	}

	article .imgExt {
		float: right;
		margin-left: 10px;
	}

	article .bd {
		overflow: hidden;
		padding: 10px 0;
	}
	</style>
</head>
<body>
	<h1>Welcome to My<span>Face</span>!</h1>

	<?php foreach($rows as $row): ?>
	<article>
		<a href="<?php echo $row->url ?>" class="img" target="_blank">
			<?php echo gravatar_img($row->email, $row->user_name, 150) ?>
		</a>
		<div class="bd">
			<h2><?php echo $row->user_name ?></h2>
			<p><a href="<?php echo $row->url ?>" target="_blank" class="email"><?php echo $row->url ?></a></p>
			<p>Neckbeard rating: <?php echo neckbeard($row->neck_beard) ?></p>
		</div>
	</article>
	<?php endforeach; ?>
</body>
</html>
	<!--
	Copyright 2013, Opscode, Inc.

	Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
	you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
	You may obtain a copy of the License at

	http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
	Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
	distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS,
	WITHOUT WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied.
	See the License for the specific language governing permissions and
	limitations under the License.

	-->

	<?php
	$dbh = new PDO('mysql:host=localhost;dbname=myface',
	'root', '<%= node['mysql']['server_root_password'] %>');

	// UTILITY FUNCTIONS
	function create_gravatar_hash($email) {
	return md5( strtolower( trim( $email ) ) );
	}

	function gravatar_img($email=null, $name=null, $size=null) {
	if(!$email) {
	return '';
	}

	$url = 'http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/';
	$url .= create_gravatar_hash($email);
	if($size) {
	$url .= "?s={$size}";
	}

	return sprintf('<img src="%s" alt="%s" />', $url, $name ? $name : '');
	}

	function neckbeard($rating) {
	$ratings = array(
	'Puberty awaits!',
	'Peach fuzz',
	'Solid week's growth',
	'Lumberjacks would be proud',
	'Makes dwarves weep',
	);

	return $ratings[(int) $rating - 1];
	}

	$stmt = $dbh->prepare('SELECT * FROM users');
	$stmt->execute();
	$rows = $stmt->fetchAll();

	?>
	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html lang="en">
	<head>
	<title>MyFace Users</title>
	<style>
	* {
	-webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
	-moz-box-sizing: border-box;
	box-sizing: border-box;
	}

	html, body {
	margin: 0;
	padding: 0;
	}

	html {
	background: #999;
	}

	body {
	max-width: 480px;
	margin: 0 auto;
	font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
	color: #222;
	padding: 20px;
	border: 1px solid #666;
	-webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
	-moz-box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
	box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(0,0,0,0.3);
	background: #FFF;
	}

	a:link {
	text-decoration: none;
	color: #777;
	}

	a:hover,
	a:focus {
	text-decoration: underline;
	}

	h1 {
	text-align: center;
	margin-top: 0;
	}

	h1 span {
	color: #00C;
	}

	h2 {
	font-size: 24px;
	line-height: 1.0;
	margin: 0 0 10px;
	}

	p {
	font-size: 14px;
	line-height: 18px;
	margin: 10px 0;
	}

	p:last-child {
	margin-bottom: 0;
	}

	.email {
	display: block;
	overflow: hidden;
	text-overflow: ellipsis;
	white-space: nowrap;
	}

	/* Adapted from OOCSS
	* mod object (https://github.com/stubbornella/oocss/blob/master/core/module/mod.css)
	* media object (https://github.com/stubbornella/oocss/blob/master/core/media/media.css)
	*/
	article {
	display: block;
	overflow: hidden;
	margin-bottom: 20px;
	border: 1px solid #CCC;
	background: #EEE;
	-webkit-border-radius: 4px;
	-moz-border-radius: 4px;
	border-radius: 4px;
	-webkit-box-shadow: 1px 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.3) inset;
	-moz-box-shadow: 1px 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.3) inset;
	box-shadow: 1px 1px 1px rgba(0,0,0,0.3) inset;
	}

	article .img {
	float: left;
	margin-right: 10px;
	}

	article .img img {
	display: block;
	}

	article .imgExt {
	float: right;
	margin-left: 10px;
	}

	article .bd {
	overflow: hidden;
	padding: 10px 0;
	}
	</style>
	</head>
	<body>
	<h1>Welcome to My<span>Face</span>!</h1>

	<?php foreach($rows as $row): ?>
	<article>
	<a href="<?php echo $row->url ?>" class="img" target="_blank">
	<?php echo gravatar_img($row->email, $row->user_name, 150) ?>
	</a>
	<div class="bd">
	<h2><?php echo $row->user_name ?></h2>
	<p><a href="<?php echo $row->url ?>" target="_blank" class="email"><?php echo $row->url ?></a></p>
	<p>Neckbeard rating: <?php echo neckbeard($row->neck_beard) ?></p>
	</div>
	</article>
	<?php endforeach; ?>
	</body>
	</html>