What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis.
So a man walked into a zoo.
The only animal in the zoo was a dog.
...
...
it was a shitzu 😂
Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh.
Ten tickles.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise--
LMAO
charu. knock knock
who is there
Europe
EUROPE WHO
NO YOU'RE A POO