cheald/config.ru

## config.ru
require 'rack'
require 'erb'

def normalize(token)
  token.strip.upcase.gsub(/[^\w]/, '')
end

def nurble_token(token)
  NOUNS[normalize token] && token || NURBLE
end

NURBLE = '<span class="nurble">nurble</span>'
NOUNS = Hash[open('nouns.txt').lines.map {|line| [normalize(line), 1] }]
TEMPLATE = ERB.new open("template.erb").read

def nurble(text)
  text.split(/(\s+)/).map {|w| w.strip.length > 0 ? nurble_token(w) : w }.join(" ").gsub(/\n/, '<br>')
end

app = proc {|rack|
  request = Rack::Request.new(rack)
  @text = nurble request["text"] if request["text"]
  [ 200, {'Content-Type' => 'text/html'}, [TEMPLATE.result(binding)] ]
}
run app

## template.erb
<html>
  <head>
    <title>Nurblizer</title>
    <link href='/style.css' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css' />
  </head>
  <body>
    <div class='ad'>
      <script type='text/javascript'>
        //<![CDATA[
          google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6075374749119067";
          /* Nurblizer */
          google_ad_slot = "7853244668";
          google_ad_width = 728;
          google_ad_height = 90;
        //]]>
      </script>
      <script src='http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js'></script>
    </div>
    <div class='container'>
      <h1>Nurblizer</h1>
      <form action='/nurble' method='post'>
        <fieldset>
          <ul>
            <li>
              <label>Text to nurblize:</label>
              <textarea name='text'></textarea>
            </li>
            <li>
              <input type='submit' value='Nurblize Away!' />
            </li>
          </ul>
        </fieldset>
      </form>
      <p>
        <a href='http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2779'>wtf?</a>
      </p>

      <h1>Your Nurbled Text</h1>
      <div><%=Rack::Utils.h @text %></div>
      <p>
        <a href='/'>&lt;&lt; Back</a>
      </p>
      <div class='ad'>
    </div>
      <script type='text/javascript'>
        //<![CDATA[
          google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6075374749119067";
          /* Nurblizer */
          google_ad_slot = "7853244668";
          google_ad_width = 728;
          google_ad_height = 90;
        //]]>
      </script>
      <script src='http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js'></script>
    </div>
  </body>
</html>
	require 'rack'
	require 'erb'

	def normalize(token)
	token.strip.upcase.gsub(/[^\w]/, '')
	end

	def nurble_token(token)
	NOUNS[normalize token] && token \|\| NURBLE
	end

	NURBLE = '<span class="nurble">nurble</span>'
	NOUNS = Hash[open('nouns.txt').lines.map {\|line\| [normalize(line), 1] }]
	TEMPLATE = ERB.new open("template.erb").read

	def nurble(text)
	text.split(/(\s+)/).map {\|w\| w.strip.length > 0 ? nurble_token(w) : w }.join(" ").gsub(/\n/, '<br>')
	end

	app = proc {\|rack\|
	request = Rack::Request.new(rack)
	@text = nurble request["text"] if request["text"]
	[ 200, {'Content-Type' => 'text/html'}, [TEMPLATE.result(binding)] ]
	}
	run app
	<html>
	<head>
	<title>Nurblizer</title>
	<link href='/style.css' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css' />
	</head>
	<body>
	<div class='ad'>
	<script type='text/javascript'>
	//<![CDATA[
	google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6075374749119067";
	/* Nurblizer */
	google_ad_slot = "7853244668";
	google_ad_width = 728;
	google_ad_height = 90;
	//]]>
	</script>
	<script src='http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js'></script>
	</div>
	<div class='container'>
	<h1>Nurblizer</h1>
	<form action='/nurble' method='post'>
	<fieldset>
	<ul>
	<li>
	<label>Text to nurblize:</label>
	<textarea name='text'></textarea>
	</li>
	<li>
	<input type='submit' value='Nurblize Away!' />
	</li>
	</ul>
	</fieldset>
	</form>
	<p>
	<a href='http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2779'>wtf?</a>
	</p>

	<h1>Your Nurbled Text</h1>
	<div><%=Rack::Utils.h @text %></div>
	<p>
	<a href='/'><< Back</a>
	</p>
	<div class='ad'>
	</div>
	<script type='text/javascript'>
	//<![CDATA[
	google_ad_client = "ca-pub-6075374749119067";
	/* Nurblizer */
	google_ad_slot = "7853244668";
	google_ad_width = 728;
	google_ad_height = 90;
	//]]>
	</script>
	<script src='http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js'></script>
	</div>
	</body>
	</html>