Uglifying JS because it's possible

ugly_waffles

function tastywaffles(source, data) {
    var call_me_maybe = function(things) { 
        $.each(things, function(_, thingy) { consume(source, thingy); });
    };
    
    data.waffle.switches && call_me_maybe(data.waffle.switches);
    data.waffle.flags && call_me_maybe(data.waffle.flags);
    data.waffle.samples && call_me_maybe(data.waffle.samples);
}