Stackoverflow 的 Ciro Santilli 你🐴死了

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// @version     1.0
// @author      -
// @description 2021/11/8 上午11:09:57
// ==/UserScript==

// https://stackexchange.com/sites?view=list#technology-traffic
// [...document.querySelectorAll(".category-technology")].map(v => v.querySelector('a')).map(v => v.href)

const qsa = (q) => document.querySelectorAll(q);

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