My PowerShell Profile (Scrubbed Version)

Microsoft.PowerShellISE_profile.ps1

### "#region AND #endregion HELP MAKE SCRIPTS COLLAPSIBLE WITHIN THE ISE" ###
### FIND AND CHANGE THE <WHATEVER> PLACEHOLDERS I PUT AS I SCRUBBED THE FILE ###
### PLACE THIS FILE IN THE FOLLOWING FOLDER (CREATE IT IF IT DOESN'T EXIST) : C:\USERS\<USERNAME>\DOCUMENTS\WINDOWSPOWERSHELL ###

#region Console Customization

#ELEVATED CONSOLE?
[System.Security.Principal.WindowsPrincipal]$global:currentUser =
     New-Object System.Security.Principal.WindowsPrincipal([System.Security.Principal.WindowsIdentity]::GetCurrent())
          if($global:currentUser.IsInRole([System.Security.Principal.WindowsBuiltInRole]::Administrator)) {
               $user = "(Administrator) - " + $global:currentUser.Identities.Name;
          }
          else {
               $user = "(Non-Administrator) - " + $global:currentUser.Identities.Name
          }
(Get-Host).UI.RawUI.WindowTitle =  $user + " on " + [System.Net.Dns]::GetHostName() + " (v" + (Get-Host).Version + ")";

#BASE WINDOWTITLE TO ADD TO
$originalUIRawUIWindowTitle = (Get-Host).UI.RawUI.WindowTitle

#IT'S SILLY, BUT I LIKE IT
function Prompt 
{
     Write-Host ("[") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor White
     Write-Host (Get-Date -Format "MM") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Gray
     Write-Host ("/") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray
     Write-Host (Get-Date -Format "dd") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Gray
     Write-Host ("/") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray
     Write-Host (Get-Date -Format "yyyy") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Gray
     Write-Host (" @ ") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray
     Write-Host (Get-Date -Format "hh") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Gray
     Write-Host (":") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray
     Write-Host (Get-Date -Format "mm") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Gray
     Write-Host (":") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGray
     Write-Host (Get-Date -Format "ss") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Gray
     Write-Host ("]") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor White
     Write-Host (" ") -NoNewline
     Write-Host ([Environment]::UserDomainName) -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
     Write-Host ("\") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor DarkGreen
     Write-Host ([Environment]::UserName) -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Green
     Write-Host (" ") -NoNewline
     if($global:currentUser.IsInRole([System.Security.Principal.WindowsBuiltInRole]::Administrator)) {
          Write-Host ("(Administrator)") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Red
     }
     else {
          Write-Host ("(Non-Administrator)") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Magenta
     }
     Write-Host (" ")
     Write-Host ("[") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor White
     Write-Host ([System.Net.Dns]::GetHostName()) -NoNewline -ForegroundColor Gray
     Write-Host ("]") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor White
     Write-Host (" ") -NoNewline
     Write-Host ("$(Get-Location)>") -NoNewline -ForegroundColor White
     return " " 
} 

#STOP INTIMIDATING ME
$host.PrivateData.ErrorForegroundColor = "yellow"

#endregion

#region Variables

     $cred_domain1 = "<domainname>\<username>"

     $dc1_domain1 = "<fqdn dc1>"
     $dc2_domain1 = "<fqdn dc2>"

#endregion

#region Modules

    ### IF YOU DON'T HAVE THESE MODULES, COMMENT THE LINES OUT - OR GO DOWNLOAD THE MODULE ###

    #OOOH SHINY, BUT SOMETIMES I WANT DULL
    if ([System.Windows.Input.Keyboard]::IsKeyDown('Ctrl') -eq $false)
    {
      Start-Steroids
    }

    #I OWE THESE GUYS A BEER
    Import-Module 'C:\Users\<USERNAME>\Documents\WindowsPowerShell\Modules\AppDeployToolkit\AppDeployToolkitMain.psm1' -Alias 'AppDeployToolkit' -DisableNameChecking -Force

    #AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR A UI
    Import-Module ActiveDirectory
    Import-Module MsOnline
    Import-Module Microsoft.Online.SharePoint.PowerShell -DisableNameChecking
    Import-Module LyncOnlineConnector

    #ONE DAY I'LL LEARN THESE COMMANDS
    Import-Module 'C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Configuration Manager\AdminConsole\bin\ConfigurationManager.psd1' -Alias 'System.Center.Configuration.Manager'

#endregion

#region Functions

    #region O365

    ### SOME OF THIS IS COMMENTED OUT BECAUSE I RARELY WORK IN THAT SYSTEM ###
    Function Connect-domain1
    {
        Param(
            $cred_domain1 = (Get-Credential -Message "Domain 1 Credentials" -UserName "<service account address>")
        )
        Try{
            #CONNECT TO OFFICE365
            Connect-MsolService -Credential $cred_domain1

            #CONNECT TO SHAREPOINT ONLINE
            #Connect-SPOService -Url https://<tenantname>-admin.sharepoint.com -Credential $cred_domain1

            #CONNECT TO SKYPE FOR BUSINESS ONLINE
            #$sfboSession_domain1 = New-CsOnlineSession -Credential $cred_domain1
            #Import-PSSession $sfboSession_domain1

            #CONNECT TO EXCHANGE ONLINE
            $exchangeSession_domain1 = New-PSSession -ConfigurationName Microsoft.Exchange -ConnectionUri "https://outlook.office365.com/powershell-liveid/?proxymethod=rps" -Credential $cred_domain1 -Authentication Basic -AllowRedirection
            Import-PSSession $exchangeSession_domain1 -DisableNameChecking
            #MULTI-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS HARD, MAKE IT EASIER
            #Import-Module $((Get-ChildItem -Path $($env:LOCALAPPDATA+"\Apps\2.0\") -Filter Microsoft.Exchange.Management.ExoPowershellModule.dll -Recurse ).FullName|?{$_ -notmatch "_none_"}|select -First 1)

            #CONNECT TO COMPLIANCE CENTER
            #$ccSession_domain1 = New-PSSession -ConfigurationName Microsoft.Exchange -ConnectionUri "https://ps.compliance.protection.outlook.com/powershell-liveid/" -Credential $cred_domain1 -Authentication Basic -AllowRedirection
            #Import-PSSession $ccSession_domain1 -Prefix cc

            Clear-Host

            Write-Host 'You are now managing the <DOMAIN1> domain'
            (Get-Host).UI.RawUI.WindowTitle = ($originalUIRawUIWindowTitle + " - You are now managing the <DOMAIN1> domain")
        }
        Catch{
            $_.Exception.Message
        }
    }

    Function Disconnect-domain1
    {
        Param()
        Get-PSSession | Remove-PSSession
        Disconnect-SPOService
        Write-Host 'You are no longer managing the <DOMAIN1> domain'
        (Get-Host).UI.RawUI.WindowTitle = ($originalUIRawUIWindowTitle + " - You are no longer managing the <DOMAIN1> domain")
    }
    
     Function Add-MailboxAlias{
          Param(
               [Parameter(Mandatory=$True,Position=1)]
               $mailboxToAlias = (Read-Host -Prompt 'What mailbox would you like to add an alias to?'),

               [Parameter(Mandatory=$True)]
               $aliasToAdd = (Read-Host -Prompt 'What alias address(es) would you like to add?')
               )

          Set-Mailbox -Identity $mailboxToAlias -EmailAddresses @{add=$aliasToAdd}
     }

     Function Import-PowerCLI {
       Add-PSSnapin vmware*

       if (Get-Item 'C:\Program Files (x86)' -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue) {
         . "C:\Program Files (x86)\VMware\Infrastructure\vSphere PowerCLI\Scripts\Initialize-PowerCLIEnvironment.ps1"
       }
       else {
         . "C:\Program Files\VMware\Infrastructure\vSphere PowerCLI\Scripts\Initialize-PowerCLIEnvironment.ps1"
       }
     }

    #endregion
     function Add-CalendarResourceDelegate {
          Param($roomName, $newDelegate)

          $resourceDelegates = (Get-CalendarProcessing -Identity $roomName).ResourceDelegates
          $resourceDelegates += $newDelegate

          Set-CalendarProcessing -Identity $roomName -ResourceDelegates $resourceDelegates
     }

     function Remove-CalendarResourceDelegate {
          Param($roomName, $delegateToRemove)

          $resourceDelegates = (Get-CalendarProcessing -Identity $roomName).ResourceDelegates
          $delegateToRemoveIdentity = (Get-Mailbox $delegateToRemove).Identity
          $resourceDelegates.Remove($delegateToRemoveIdentity)

          Set-CalendarProcessing -Identity $roomName -ResourceDelegates $resourceDelegates
     }

     #SLOW DOWN AND LET ME READ IF I PIPE  YOU TO EASYVIEW
     function EasyView {
          process { $_; Start-Sleep -seconds 1}
     }
     
     function Get-NullValue
     {
       foreach ($thing in $input){
          $thing.psobject.properties | Where-Object -FilterScript {$_.Value -eq $null} | Select-Object -Property BaseObject, Name
       }
     }

     function Get-AsciiShrug {
         $OutputEncoding = [System.Text.Encoding]::unicode
         write-output "¯\_($(0x30C4|%{[char]$_}))_/¯" | clip
     }

     function Get-DisapprovalLook {
         $OutputEncoding = [System.Text.Encoding]::unicode
         write-output "$(0x0CA0|%{[char]$_})_$(0x0CA0|%{[char]$_})" | clip
     }
     
       
  Function Roll-Rick ([String[]]$ComputerName)
{
    $Rick = "We're no strangers to love",
        "You know the rules and so do I",
        "A full commitment's what I'm thinking of",
        "You wouldn't get this from any other guy",
        "I just want to tell you how I'm feeling",
        "Gotta make you understand",
        "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down",
        "Never gonna run around and desert you",
        "Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye",
        "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you",
        "We've known each other for so long",
        "Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it",
        "Inside we both know what's been going on",
        "We know the game and we're gonna play it",
        "And if you ask me how I'm feeling",
        "Don't tell me you're too blind to see",
        "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down",
        "Never gonna run around and desert you",
        "Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye",
        "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you",
        "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down",
        "Never gonna run around and desert you",
        "Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye",
        "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you",
        "We've known each other for so long",
        "Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it",
        "Inside we both know what's been going on",
        "We know the game and we're gonna play it",
        "I just want to tell you how I'm feeling",
        "Gotta make you understand",
        "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down",
        "Never gonna run around and desert you",
        "Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye",
        "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

    Invoke-Command -ComputerName $ComputerName -ArgumentList (,$Rick) -ScriptBlock {
        Param ([String[]]$Rolling)
        [Reflection.Assembly]::LoadWithPartialName('System.Speech') | Out-Null
        $Speech = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
        ForEach ($Verse in $Rolling)
        {
            $Command = {msg * "$Verse"}
            $Command | Invoke-Expression 
            $Speech.Speak($Verse)
            Sleep 1
        }
    }
}

#endregion

#region PSDrives
New-PSDrive -Name sccm -PSProvider FileSystem -Root '\\<fqdn to sccm server>\sources$'
New-PSDrive -Name staging -PSProvider FileSystem -Root '\\<fqdn to sccm server>\sources$\Applications\~Staging'
#endregion

#cleanup my o365 sessions
Register-EngineEvent PowerShell.Exiting -SupportEvent -Action {
     $Session = Get-PSSession | Where-Object {$_.ConfigurationName -like "Microsoft.Exchange"}
     
     ForEach($obj in $Session){
          Remove-PSSession $obj
     }
}

#TAKE ME HOME
Set-Location 'C:\'

#GET OUT OF MY FACE
Clear-Host

#HERE STRING '@" "@' (HERE STRING MUST END ON POSITION 1 OF IT'S OWN LINE OR IT WON'T WORK) WELCOME MESSAGE TO MYSELF
$intro = @"
      ,-._.-._.-._.-._.-.       ,-------------------------------------.
      `-.             ,-'       |                                       |
        |             |        |                                       |
        |             |        |                                       |
        |             |        |          DON'T BREAK STUFF!           |
        |    .. ,.    |        |                                       |
      ,-|___|  |  |___|-.      |                                       |
      | |   L__;__J   | |     ,'                                       |
      `|      / \      |'     / _.-------------------------------------'
       |     (   )     |     ;-'
       |      `''      |
       |               |
       |               |
       ;--..._____...--;            ==================================.
      ,'--.._/   \_..--`.                        ,                     |\
     /       `. ,'       \                      /|                     | \
    /    /`.  | |    _l_  \                    / |                     |  \
   /_/   \  \_J |  |"   |\_\ ________________/  |                     |   \
   //     `-.__.'  |    | \\                 |   |                     |   [==]
  ||           |   `---'   ||           _____|_____________________________||
  ||           |           ||          |                                   ||
 ||            |            ||         |   _____________                   ||
 ||            |            ||         |  (             )                  ||
 ||            |            ||         |   `"""""""""""'                    ||
;' |           |           | `;         |                                   ||
 `' \          |          / `'           |                                   ||
     `--..____/ \____..--'              |                                   ||
       |       |       |               |                                   ||
       |       |       |               |                                   ||
       |       |       |               |                                   ||
       |       |       |               |                                   ||
       |       |       |               |                                   ||
       |       |       |     __________|                                   ||
       |       |       |               |                                   ||
       |       |       |               |___________________________________||
       |       |       |
       |       |       |
       |_______|_______|
 _..--'      |   |      `--.._
;________.___|   |___.________;
"@

$intro