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chrisbobbe / the-gloomy-hymnologist.md
Last active February 2, 2018 19:49
The Gloomy Hymnologist: A Tribute to https://blog.plover.com/lang/anagram-scoring.html by Mark Dominus

The Trumperiness surprisement, and all its streamlined derailments, caused such dispensable piebaldness that the hymnologist smoothingly retired with his nakedish headskin. A neotropical percolation of retiredness tenderisers soon flooded his dreams. He dreamt of a semiurban submarine in a raunchier hurricane on actionless coastlines. There, the spermathecal chapelmaster, all wisehearted and weatherised, streakily satyrlike under muscarine manicures… As this intracosmic narcoticism faded, recalling him to urogenital regulation, cushionless slouchiness, and some nameless maleness, there rang through his brain these neologisms of gloominess: Romanticise miscreation! Proletarianise prerealisation! Toenail elation!

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chrisbobbe / get-enough-sleep.js
Created January 14, 2018 15:33
IFTTT Fitbit to Beeminder: Get Enough Sleep!
// Trigger: Fitbit, New Sleep Logged
// Action: Log data point in Beeminder
function parseFitbitDate(FitbitDate: string) {
var momentObj = moment(FitbitDate.replace(' at ',' '), 'MMMM DD, YYYY hh:mmA');
return momentObj;
}
var TimeAwoke = parseFitbitDate(Fitbit.newSleepLogged.AwokeAt);
var TimeAsleep = parseFitbitDate(Fitbit.newSleepLogged.FellAsleepAt);