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// my npm dep tree (fake, made of lies)
myproject
├─┬ mydep@A.B.C
│ └── bluebird@X.Y.Z
└── bluebird@M.N.O

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// my problem: (with a bit of handwaving here — imagine that each step is
// _actually_ async)
function doAThing() {
  return new Promise(resolve => {             // A
    setTimeout(resolve, 100, Math.random())
  }).then(randomNum => {                      // B (derived from A's result)
    return randomNum * Math.random()
  }).then(superRandomNumber => {              // C
    return superRandomNumber * originalRandomNumber
    // where "originalRandomNumber" === "randomNum" from A

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FROM ubuntu:14.04
RUN apt-get update && apt-get -y install wget build-essential
RUN apt-get install -y tree

WORKDIR /gba

RUN wget http://iweb.dl.sourceforge.net/project/devkitpro/devkitARM/previous/devkitARM_r42-x86_64-linux.tar.bz2
RUN wget http://iweb.dl.sourceforge.net/project/devkitpro/libgba/libgba-20150106.tar.bz2
RUN wget http://iweb.dl.sourceforge.net/project/devkitpro/maxmod/maxmod-gba-1.0.9.tar.bz2
RUN wget http://hivelocity.dl.sourceforge.net/project/devkitpro/libfat/libfat-gba-1.0.13.tar.bz2

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am chrisdickinson on github.
• I am chrisdickinson (https://keybase.io/chrisdickinson) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 9554 F04D 7259 F041 24DE 6B47 6D5A 82AC 7E37 093B

To claim this, I am signing this object:

chrisdickinson

Install SmartOS in VirtualBox

http://www.perkin.org.uk/posts/automated-virtualbox-smartos-installs.html

save the following as setup.sh and run it:

#!/bin/sh
#
# Configurables:

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runtime-timers

Timers (setTimeout and friends!) for RuntimeJS.

var timers = require('runtime-timers')

timers.install()

setInterval(function() {

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// THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
console.log((function (ctxt) {
  cats: {
    with(ctxt) {
      try {
        return cats 
      } finally {
        break cats
      }
    }

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d = new Date(); new Date(d.getFullYear(), d.getMonth(), d.getDate() + 1, +time.split(':')[0], +time.split(':')[1], +time.split(':')[2]) - +d

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// transform an element + eventName into
// a stream of those DOMEvents over time.
function events(element, eventName, selector) {
  var lastEvent
    , nextRead

  element.on(eventName, selector, onevent)

  return {read: read}