Sung to the tune of 'Take It Easy' by The Eagles
Well, I'm in debug mode
tryin' to rewrite my code
I've got algoritihms on my mind
Five that Chase told me,
Two that someone showed me,
But K-means is a friend of mine
Struct-ured data, Struct-ured data...
Don't let the cells in that spreadsheet drive you crazy
Fill em in while you still can
Surely even you can comprehend
A pivot table is your friend
And now it's struct-ured
Well, I'm a staring at some data
Ben Welsh scraped from Socrata
Using tricks way beyond me
It's there free, gee whiz, in a JSON form
when all I need is just a CSV
Don't get weezy, scrapin's easy
You gotta know some html
to make it breezy
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Then throw it up on the GitHub,
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Well, I'm reading NICAR-L
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Well, I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine
Take It easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
Don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
And take it easy
Well, I'm a standing on a corner
in Winslow, Arizona
and such a fine sight to see
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford
slowin' down to take a look at me
Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love
Is gonna save me
We may lose and we may win though
We will never be here again
So open up, I'm climbin' in,
So take it easy
Well, I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
Got a world of trouble on my mind
lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover,
she's so hard to find
Take It easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love
Is gonna save me
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy