my own personal hell

celery.five.py

# celery/five.py
__all__ = ['Counter', 'reload', 'UserList', 'UserDict', 'Queue', 'Empty',
           'zip_longest', 'map', 'string', 'string_t',
           'long_t', 'text_t', 'range', 'int_types', 'items', 'keys', 'values',
           'nextfun', 'reraise', 'WhateverIO', 'with_metaclass',
           'OrderedDict', 'THREAD_TIMEOUT_MAX', 'format_d',
           'class_property', 'reclassmethod', 'create_module',
           'recreate_module', 'monotonic']
# ...
from kombu.five import monotonic

celery.worker.autoscale.py

#celery/worker/autoscale.py
# ...
from celery.five import monotonic

kombu.five.py

#kombu/five.py
import vine.five

sys.modules[__name__] = vine.five