Development Faculty Vision Generator 1.0

faculty-vision.rb

class Grammar
  class << self
    attr_reader :rules

    def method_missing(method, *args, &block)
      @rules ||= Hash.new { |h,k| h[k] = [] }
      @rules[method] += [*args, block].flatten.compact
    end
  end

  def method_missing(method, *args)
    if self.class.rules.key?(method)
      possible_rules = self.class.rules[method]
      rule = possible_rules.sample
      possible_rules.delete(rule)
      raise "#{method} ran out of template strings" if rule.nil?

      rule.is_a?(Proc) ? instance_eval(&rule) : rule
    else
      super
    end
  end
end

class DevelopmentVision < Grammar
  root { "A #{team_qualities} #{group} of #{individual_qualities} #{people} #{mission}." }

  team_qualities { "#{team_adjective}" }
  team_qualities { "#{team_adjective} and #{team_adjective}" }
  team_qualities { "#{team_adjective}, #{team_adjective} and #{team_adjective}" }
  team_adjective 'diverse', 'distributed', 'supportive', 'fault-tolerant'

  group 'group', 'team', 'network', 'family'

  individual_qualities { "#{individual_adjective}" }
  individual_qualities { "#{individual_adjective} and #{individual_adjective}" }
  individual_qualities { "#{individual_adjective}, #{individual_adjective} and #{individual_adjective}" }
  individual_adjective 'curious', 'technically-minded', 'clever', 'brilliant', 'innovative'

  people 'individuals', 'people', 'hackers', 'developers', 'humans'

  mission { "#{verbing} the #{technology} #{powering} #{product}" }

  verbing 'driving', 'delivering', 'producing', 'owning', 'creating', 'stewarding', 'supporting', 'coding'
  technology 'technology', 'tech', 'platform', 'stack', 'engine', 'brains'
  powering 'behind', 'powering', 'responsible for', 'bringing you', 'that gives you', 'that brings you', 'that delivers'

  product { "#{place}'s favourite #{ux} brand" }
  product { "next-level #{ux}" }
  product { "#{ux} of the future" }
  product 'Optimal Workshop'
  product { "cutting-edge #{ux}" }
  product 'a wealthier Andrew Mayfield', "Gregory's cocaine addiction"

  place 'New Zealand', 'the world'
  ux 'UX', 'user experience', 'user research'
end

if __FILE__ == $0
  vision = DevelopmentVision.new
  puts vision.root
end