Have Cleverbot.io talk to itself

cleverloop.js

// Have Cleverbot.io talk to itself
// Generally somewhat entertaining, see https://gist.github.com/ctrezevant/119a92c430a7a61134505995461abf66 for an
// example transcript.
// Charlton Trezevant - 2016 - Unlicense

var BOT1 = {
    CLEVERBOTIO_API_USER: ' ',
    CLEVERBOTIO_API_KEY: ' ',
    CLEVERBOTIO_NICK: 'none',
};

var BOT2 = {
    CLEVERBOTIO_API_USER: ' ',
    CLEVERBOTIO_API_KEY: ' ',
    CLEVERBOTIO_NICK: 'none',
};

var cleverbot = require("cleverbot.io");
var bot1 = new cleverbot(BOT1.CLEVERBOTIO_API_USER, BOT1.CLEVERBOTIO_API_KEY);
var bot2 = new cleverbot(BOT2.CLEVERBOTIO_API_USER, BOT2.CLEVERBOTIO_API_KEY);

bot1.create(function(err, session) {
    bot1.setNick(session);
});

bot2.create(function(err, session) {
    bot2.setNick(session);
});

converse('What\'s up?');

function converse(text) {
    console.log("BOT A: " + text);
    
    bot1.ask(text, function(err, response) {
        if (!err)
            setTimeout(function() {
                getBotResponse(response);
            }, 2000);
        else
            converse('Oh Damn b1');
    }.bind({
        text: text
    }));
}

function getBotResponse(text, callback) {
    console.log("BOT B: " + text);
    
    bot2.ask(text, function(err, response) {
        if (!err)
            converse(response);
        else
            converse('Oh Damn b2');
    }.bind({
        text: text,
    }));
}