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#!/usr/bin/env ruby -wKU | |
# Paste this code into a TextExpander snippet to have the Shakespeare Insult Kit a keystroke away | |
# Just set the Content of the TextExpander snippet to 'Shell Script', and give it an abbreviation | |
# Shakespeare Insult Kit: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html | |
print "Thou " + ["artless","bawdy","beslubbering","bootless","churlish","cockered","clouted","craven","currish","dankish","dissembling","droning","errant","fawning","fobbing","froward","frothy","gleeking","goatish","gorbellied","impertinent","infectious","jarring","loggerheaded","lumpish","mammering","mangled","mewling","paunchy","pribbling","puking","puny","qualling","rank","reeky","roguish","ruttish","saucy","spleeny","spongy","surly","tottering","unmuzzled","vain","venomed","villainous","warped","wayward","weedy","yeasty","cullionly","fusty","caluminous","wimpled","burly-boned","misbegotten","odiferous","poisonous","fishified","Wart-necked"].sample + " " + ["base-court","bat-fowling","beef-witted","beetle-headed","b |
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