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[{
	"id":1,
	"value": {
		"text": "We can't see the future, but we can taste, smell, feel, and hear it."
	}
},
{
	"id": 2,
	"value": {
		"text": "It's like having a crystal ball except not bullshit."
	}
},
{
	"id": 3,
	"value": {
		"text": "You're already subscribed in an alternate universe and you love it."
	}
},
{
	"id": 4,
	"value": {
		"text": "You'll be glad you subscribed. Trust us, we're from the future."
	}
},
{
	"id": 5,
	"value": {
		"text": "Stay a step ahead of the news."
	}
},
{
	"id": 6,
	"value": {
		"text": "Essential reading on your journey to Mars."
	}
},
{
	"id": 7,
	"value": {
		"text": "The Internet was invented for stuff like this."
	}
},
{
	"id": 8,
	"value": {
		"text": "The future is near."
	}
},
{
	"id": 9,
	"value": {
		"text": "Curiosity is the weird uncle of invention."
	}
},
{
	"id": 10,
	"value": {
		"text": "All the stuff you're going to be upset about tomorrow, delivered today."
	}
},
{
	"id": 11,
	"value": {
		"text": "The future doesn't give a shit about hype."
	}
},
{
	"id": 12,
	"value": {
		"text": "The Future is Fucking Crazy. Come on in!"
	}
},
{
	"id": 13,
	"value": {
		"text": "You don't need a crystal ball. Preview the future with the Inverse newsletter."
	}
},
{
	"id": 14,
	"value": {
		"text": "The future is weird. Let us help you figure it out."
	}
},
{
	"id": 15,
	"value": {
		"text": "For the curiously weird (or the weirdly curious)"
	}
},
{
	"id": 16,
	"value": {
		"text": "Be the weird you want to see in the world."
	}
},
{
	"id": 17,
	"value": {
		"text": ""
	}
}]