clemherreman/Action.class.php

## Action.class.php
<?php

class Action implements NeedThePolice
{
  public function askHelp()
  {
    return $this->goFuckYourself();
  }

  private function goFuckYourself()
  {
    return andCry();
  }
}

## Needthepolice.class.php
<?php

interface NeedThePolice
{
  public function askHelp();
}
	<?php

	class Action implements NeedThePolice
	{
	public function askHelp()
	{
	return $this->goFuckYourself();
	}

	private function goFuckYourself()
	{
	return andCry();
	}
	}