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Misc sentences that should go to a fortune file
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Source: http://theoks.net/blog/2008/04/25/funny-quips/
* BSD is for people who love UNIX. Linux is for those who hate Microsoft.
* “XML is like violence: if it doesn’t solve your problem, you aren’t using enough of it.” – Chris Maden
* UNIX is user friendly, it just picks its friends carefully.
* Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!
* UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. – Dennis Ritchie
* “Black holes are where God divided by zero.”
* How to make COBOL a great language? Remove “OBOL”.
* How to make COBOL a great language? Select “COBO” then Type “Per”.
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