Sanitize Chatter for easier use

headphones.user.js

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Headphones
// @namespace    http://chomperstomp.com
// @version      0.1.3
// @description  Cut out the useless Chatter
// @author       Christopher McCulloh
// @match        https://org62.my.salesforce.com/*
// @updateURL    https://gist.github.com/cormacmccarthy/70f21760e43f45e7e2b9/raw/ae645135d637cf0fc8ca9076a8d69762476261d0/headphones.user.js
// @grant        none
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.js
// ==/UserScript==

//make tabs easier to access
$('#tabBar li').each(function(i, el){
    var $el = $(el);
    $el.addClass($el.text().toLowerCase());
});

// Trash BS
[
    '.brandZeronaryFgr', //trash logo
    '#Contract_Tab', 
    '#AdvForecast_Tab', 
    '#Opportunity_Tab', 
    '#Contact_Tab', 
    '#Account_Tab', 
    '#Lead_Tab', 
    '#Campaign_Tab',
    '#Case_Tab',
    '#Solution_Tab',
    '#report_Tab',
    '#Document_Tab',
    '#Workspace_Tab',
    '#ContentSearch_Tab',
    '#File_Tab',
    '#phHeader .left',
    '#bodyCell .links',
    '#presence_widget',
    '#tabBar .partner.applications',
    '#tabBar .sales.central',
    '#tabBar .companies',
    '.recElement.todoElement',//trash annoyingly bright yellow box thing
    '#section_header',//trash the amazing-space-eating "hide/show feed" button that for some reason needs its own huge bar. Well, trash the whole bar!
    '#ptBody',//trash pointless redundant egotistical feed header
    '.zen-branding',//trash logo
    'a[href^="javascript:openPopupFocusEscapePounds"]',//remove useless links to help docs
    '.chatterUserStatus',//trash redundant profile pic and link in Chatter
    '.headerContent'//trash pointless huge "salesforce.com" text and invisible header bar
].forEach(function(el, i, bs){
   $(el).remove(); 
});

//trash BS that loads really slowly
var trashSlowBS = function() {
    [
        '#presence_widget'
    ].forEach(function(el, i, bs){
        $(el).remove(); 
    });
    window.setTimeout(trashSlowBS, 2000);
}
trashSlowBS();