tomatohater

#!/usr/bin/python
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

import os
import sys
from cStringIO import StringIO
from argparse import ArgumentParser

from pptx import Presentation
from pptx.enum.shapes import MSO_SHAPE

night-before-opsmas.txt

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the racks
Not a server was alerting, not even Compaqs.
The backups were written to tapes with care
In hopes that later the data would be there.

The machines were nestled all snug in their sleds
Whilst visions of vengeance danced in their heads;
And oncall in his three-wolf and I in my rack.
Had just settled down for some syn and some ack.