ba.rb

Factory.define :patient_family_relationship do |pfr|
  pfr.association :family
  pfr.association :patient
  pfr.relationship 'OTH'
  # slightly funnier roughly 50% of the time
  pfr.other( "My Relationship With the Patient, Or, What In " + 
             "the Absolute Hell Was Kanye Thinking At the VMA's:\n\n" +
             "   It started in #{(Date.today - 75.years).year}, my first " +
             "year of college. Those were simpler times, out of necessity. " +
             "She and I had Spinnaker Geometry together. I loved sailing" +
             ", which was odd being in the middle of Oklahoma, but hated " +
             "math. She needed math credits for her pre-law, political " +
             "science degree, and because she was a woman and it was " + 
             "#{(Date.today - 75.years).year}, they wouldn't let her take " +
             "anything higher than trigonometry for fear of catching the " +
             "woman math stupids. They don't tell you about stuff like " + 
             "that now-a-days. (It was especially bad at our school, " +
             "Oklahoma City State Community Junior College.) " +
             "Our relationship bloomed and came into fruition in only a " +
             "year. Sixty years later, as her condition " +
             "worsened, and her mom got scared, she said \"you're moving in" +
             " with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.\"" )
end